What Seems to be the problem,
I'll fix it if I can,
It don't help when I hit it,
I have one in the van.

What Seems to be the problem,
I'll fix it if I can,
Seems that the tube's gone,
I have one in the van.

What Seems to be the problem,
I'll fix it if I can,
Not getting A.T.V.
I have one in the van.

I do a forward roll,
I do a backward roll,
With your tele in my hand.

I do a forward roll,
I do a backward roll,
With your replacement in my hand.

I do a forward roll,
I do a backward roll,
With your tele in my hand.

I do a forward roll,
I do a backward roll,
With your replacement in my hand.

I do a forward roll,
I do a backward roll,
With your tele in my hand.

I do a forward roll,
I do a backward roll,
With your replacement in my hand.

I do a forward roll,
I do a backward roll,
With your tele in my hand.

I do a forward roll,
I do a backward roll,
With your replacement in my hand.

Howard Sedgeley's Song

Me and my wife Bette,
We're sitting on the greenhouse and,
Watching the plants grow,
and keeping a check on the toms.

What've we got for tea Bette?
Faggots, chips and peas Den.

Me and my wife Bette,
We're sitting on the greenhouse and,
Watching the plants grow,
and keeping a check on the toms.

Can we have our ball back?
No it's going down Matt.

Me and my wife Bette,
We're sitting on the greenhouse and,
Watching the plants grow,
and keeping a check on the toms.

What's that on the line prop?
That looks like your tank top.

Me and my wife Bette,
We're sitting on the greenhouse and,
Watching the plants grow,
and keeping a check on the toms.

Look there's David Watson,
Scrumping next door's garden.

Me and my wife Bette,
We're sitting on the greenhouse and,
Watching the plants grow,
and keeping a check on the toms.

Sir, have you seen my friend?
No, get up your own end.

Me and my wife Bette,
We're sitting on the greenhouse and,
Watching the plants grow,
and keeping a check on the toms.

Is it time for Swap Shop?
No, now keep your gob shut.

Bette and Den York's Song

Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale.

Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale.

Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale.

Careful of the sausage stones,
Careful of the sausage stones.
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale.

Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale,
Sausages for sale.

Careful of the sausage stones, Sausages for sale,
Careful of the sausage stones, Sausages for sale,
Careful of the sausage stones, Sausages for sale,
Careful of the sausage stones, Sausages for sale.


Ray the Butcher's Song

Aunt Beryl Having a Bath - Version 4

Aunt Beryl Having a Bath - Version 5

Aunt Beryl Having a Bath - Version 3

Ruby

Lyrics:

Rusty ratchets,
Nuts and bolts,
bits of wood,
broken vice.
Lumpy oil,
String and wire,
Cluttered cables,
They're in me shed.

Rusty ratchets,
Nuts and bolts,
bits of wood,
broken vice.
Lumpy oil,
String and wire,
Cluttered cables,
They're in me shed.

They're in me shed.


In Me Shed

Untitled Side A

Untitled Side B

All noises were either caused by myself or with help from my real imaginary friend Leon.  Most tracks began with hand drawn illustrations to help to portray the confusing true stories that accompanied them.

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