A phat song for dirty lovers, its quintessentially English chorus "a fist and a golden shower" is guaranteed to melt the heart of a beaten generation.

The Portly Gentlemen – Love On The Night Shift

Caving frequently involves a lot of mud and fucking about in tight spaces. This Spelunk Funk classic calls on the perilous pitfalls of potholing. Totally fucking potty. Don't do it kids.

The Portly Gentlemen – Caught In A Cave

Imagine Alan Titchmarsh in Spandex and you're almost there. Gardening is supposed to be the new rock n roll, right? Fuck it, if Tom Waits has got his own allotment, that makes it OK.

The Portly Gentlemen – 20 Potatoes

The Portly Gentlemen's official entry for 2011's 'A Song For Europe', this is the Mother of all Eurovision Anthems. 

The Portly Gentlemen – For The Children

Four morbidly obese Englishmen formed The Portly Gentlemen in a vain attempt to peel themselves off the sofa and feign a mild form of exercise. This is the result of their efforts.