Six Foot One And Worth The Climb

New version of Mystery Stroke with extra stroke and some fine tuned eq and mastering stuff. Be forewarned ye who listen! No professionals were involved in the recording or mixing. Just Chad, Colin and Shelby.

Mystery Stroke Super Neuro Mix

The second release from 2014's "The Amazing Julie Strain EP"/

This, That & Everything

Track 12 from 'The Press Gang'  written by C McCulloch

C.McCulloch - Lead Vocals, Rhythm guitar
Mikey Bastard - Lead Guitar, backup vox
Samson Nand - Bass
Davey Wasted - Drums

Me And My Wiener Dog - The Press Gang

Song 13 from "Onward & Upward" written by C.McCulloch and C.Laing

The only song to reference Conan the Barbarian and Star Trek 6 in one fell swoop!

C.McCulloch - Lead Vocals, Rhythm guitars
Chad Laing - Lead Guitar
Lyndon Strandquist - Drums, backing vocals
Ronnie Keats - Bass

Bend Your Backs

Song 9 from "Onward & Upward" written by Chad Laing

C.McCulloch - Rhythm guitar and backup vox
Chad Laing - Lead vocals, Lead guitar
Lyndon Strandquist - Drums, backup vox
Ronnie Keats - Bass

Ugly Inside and Out

Song 3 from "Onward & Upward". Written by C.McCulloch

C McCulloch - Lead vocals, rhythm guitar
C. Laing - Lead guitar, backing vocals
Lyndon Strandquist - drums
Ronnie Keats - Bass

Burn

GIVE ME A BULLET IN THE CHAMBER AND A TAB OF ACID FOR CHRISTMAS
GO ON TOUR WITH SOME PENGUINS, AND SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS
WANNA RIDE A POLAR BEAR INTO BATTLE FOR CHRISTMAS
FEEL THE RECOIL FROM MY GATLING GUN, AND WIPE THE BLOOD FROM MY EYES

OH UNHOLY ARMY OF SNOWMEN, LISTEN TO ME MY FRIENDS
ITS UP TO US TO DELIVER, THE SNOWY GIFT OF DEATH
TAKE UP ARMS YOU SNOWY MEN, YOU FROZEN BASTARDS OF DOOM
WE MARCH TO KILL THE CLAUS AND HIS SAD OFFSPRING OF GREED...

GIVE ME A BULLET IN THE CHAMBER AND A TAB OF ACID FOR CHRISTMAS
GO ON TOUR WITH SOME PENGUINS, AND SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS
WANNA RIDE A POLAR BEAR INTO BATTLE FOR CHRISTMAS
FEEL THE RECOIL FROM MY GATLING GUN, AND WIPE THE BLOOD FROM MY EYES

I'LL HYPNOTIZE THE TURKEYS TO BREAK FREE FROM THEIR CHAINS
TO ESCAPE DEATH BY HUMAN HAND AND FLEE TO JOIN MY ARMY
I'LL GIVE THEM ALL SOME HEAT VISION TO BURN THE EYES OF THE ONES
WHO SPOIL THEIR KIDS AND TEACH THEM HOW TO BE GREEDY PRICKS.
A REGIMENT OF ELVES, ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS
SHALL TAKE OUT THE GREEDY BASTARDS FROM ABOUT A MILE
AND WHEN THEY CONFRONT THEIR LORD, THE BRAIN ADDLED CLAUS
THEY'LL ATTACK WITHOUT COMMAND AND FIGHT TO THE BITTER END....

GIVE ME A BULLET IN THE CHAMBER AND A TAB OF ACID FOR CHRISTMAS
GO ON TOUR WITH SOME PENGUINS, AND SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS
WANNA RIDE A POLAR BEAR INTO BATTLE FOR CHRISTMAS
FEEL THE RECOIL FROM MY GATLING GUN, AND WIPE THE BLOOD FROM MY EYES

SO WHEN THE ACID KICKS IN I'LL BE FACE TO FACE WITH THE CLAUS
I CAN SEE WAVES OF GREED FLOW LIKE STINK LINES OVER SHIT
AND I'LL CLIMB DOWN FROM MY WAR BEAR AND THROW DOWN ALL MY GUNS
I WANNA GUT THIS BASTARD WITH NOTHING MORE THAN STEEL...
AND WITH ONE SWIFT AND FINAL STROKE, THE CLAUS'S HEAD WILL ROLL
ME AND MY UNHOLY SNOWMEN SHALL BE RED WITH BLOOD
AND THEN WE WILL BRING PEACE BACK TO THIS UNIVERSE
FREE FROM THE MAN IN RED WHERE WE'LL ALL LIVE IN HARMONY....

I Wanna Ride A Polar Bear Into Battle For Christmas - The Press Gang

Mystery Stroke!
A Mystery Stroke!
Squirrel has taken a Mystery Stroke!

Mystery Stroke!
The Girl is riding a Mystery Stroke!

Another Dimension, 
that's no joke!
Because the Power of Tammy 
will invoke... 

...another righteous table
made of oak
and upon it's surface you will see
a picture painted for you and me!

depicting battles most profound
and though the table is square not round
you shall see Red Squirrel on top!
bucking and fucking The Mystery Stroke!

*Stroke part*

Mystery Stroke!
A Mystery Stroke!
Squirrel has taken a Mystery Stroke!

Mystery Stroke!
The Girl is riding a Mystery Stroke!

Oh! You're lyin on the floor!
It's Saturday Morning!
And you cannot move your legs!
We'll pour you into the car~!
Don't worry Tammy!
We'll take you to the Hospital!
THEY'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU!

Mystery Stroke!
A Mystery Stroke!
Squirrel has taken a Mystery Stroke!

Mystery Stroke!
The Girl is riding a Mystery Stroke!

Mystery Stroke!
A Mystery Stroke!
Squirrel has taken a Mystery Stroke!

Mystery Stroke!
The Girl is riding a Mystery Stroke!


Mystery Stroke

Lisa Little - Rhythm Guitar
Chad Laing - Lead Guitar, backup vocals
Elorps - Lead vocals, Bass
Derek Lindzon - Drums

The Flood of Thirteen by The Little Press

Welcome to the FLood of 2013
It's really fucking wet outside my door
Welcome to the FLood of 2013
Come to our place, cause we got more

Whaddya mean my Basements flooding?
Whaddya mean my Basements flooding?
No Fucking way my Basements flooding,
In this basement on the hill!

Welcome to the FLood of 2013
The Downtown Core is a fucking waste!
Welcome to the FLood of 2013
Holy Fucking river Batman!"


The Flood of Thirteen - The Little Press

We're a four piece band in Calgary, Alberta, Canada making music with it's roots in Punk, the delivery of Classic Metal and the good time of heavy Rock with a lot of rum and singalongs in the kitchen party of life.

 www.drunkwithpower.com


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