Name: Dorogoi Dlinnoyu preview by The Real Tuesday Weld
Duration: 1 min 54 s
Description: Happy X Ray Mass comes packaged as a beautiful limited edition flexidisk christmas card containing ‘Those Were The Days my Friend’ with our dear friend Marcella Puppini plus a download token for 2, including a specially recorded exclusive track by The Real Tuesday Weld.

LYRICS-
[VERSE I: RUBY DA ARCHANGEL]

when i die auction off all my body parts
lets see what oddy costs
under my skull the shotty's cross
got all these opps on my dick like it's made of metal
making so much money it's like my boss is the devil
she loved me she loves not i done ran out of petals
littered the ground with rose bits ill grip this thorny stem forever
a portrait of my pain an homage to my suffering
same tale i been uncovering
im staining the whole world grey yall get back to coloring
in this mental prison im locked up like a pitbulls jaw

[VERSE II: HALF CIG]

Slickity slickity sloth
Thug Bach
Shoot up the mass
It will B minor
Jabbing my arm no Pfizer
Dick cuffed like it cum with priors
Liars, All around me talking hugs and love
Attaching kisses that come with wishes for death so they can touch my trust
Fuck
That’s some hard mother fucking truth
Still contemplating suicide
Just upgraded a couple coupes
Morally bankrupt
Call a skank up
To pretend she love me
“But I do love you”
hoe don’t talk while you fucking sucking

[RUBY DA ARCHANGEL]: 
uhhhh
should we?
i...
that was a lil short bruh

[HALF CIG]
well 
fuck, bro

[RUBY DA ARCHANGEL]: 
can we?

[HALF CIG]:
i just did 8 bars cuz i thought you said all you had to say

[RUBY DA ARCHANGEL]: 
i got-
i got more shit to say, broke
like...

[HALF CIG]:
well i mean...

[RUBY DA ARCHANGEL]: 
what?
tell me

[HALF CIG]:
they saying you lost touch...

[VERSE III: RUBY DA ARCHANGEL]

who the fuck said ruby done lost his touch?
blame my success on lots of luck
but lots of luck didnt get your bitch unfucked
blame my absense on the fact that my dick got stuck
call me evergreen
your bitched never seemed like she lost touch
begging me she wants her jaw fucked
withdraw from dope before i withdraw my cash
use her tongue to collect ash
for the stash i guess ill smash
pull off in a gle wagon fucked up i might crash
just thoughts and feelings from the half of me that is white trash

[VERSE IV: HALF CIG]

Bitch I cheated death
Ain’t a thing that I can’t do
Manipulation shorty
I could sell ice to Nanook
I could sell ice to the jeweler
I could sell Christ like I’m Judas
Self righteous type of a shooter
Make my life insurance shoot up
Wet screwed up
Product of my environment
My therapist was talking Freud
I rolled my eyes Then fired the bitch
Why would I quit?
My drug of choice is overdosing duhhh
My dick got no limits
I’m master p pimping
And making them bitches say ughhhhh

[OUTRO: RUBY DA ARCHANGEL & HALF CIG]

rain, rain
go away
200 on the dash
watch me hydroplane
gang, gang
gang’s all grey
from new orleans to ottawa
from atlanta to the bay

THE_EVIL_THAT_MEN_DO

The village of Septimus Keen is considered by some as the birthplace of EVP research - recent analysis of the recordings made inside the electric pentacle have revealed an almost constant drone of voices and unexplained sounds that has left one of our researchers a gibbering wreck and seen the cylinders locked up in the basements of Cox & Co for everyone's safety and sanity.

The Voice Experiment

Happy X Ray Mass comes packaged as a beautiful limited edition flexidisk christmas card containing ‘Those Were The Days my Friend’ with our dear friend Marcella Puppini plus a download token for 2, including a specially recorded exclusive track by The Real Tuesday Weld.

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Spring and a Storm

Once upon a time, after a number of odd dreams, I began to research and write about a mysterious mausoleum in a London cemetery which was rumoured to have A Very Strange Secret. 

Suddenly, people all around the world got interested, and my researches began to be reported by many others – often as fact 🙂

So here, at last, after many requests, is the full report( well nearly full, I had to keep some things secret , to protect the living – and the dead).

Whether or not you are a believer, for now, leave your scepticism behind, bring along your imagination and enjoy as we climb aboard... The Brompton Time Machine.. x

Share this far and wide and let me know what you think by leaving a comment - I work away alone in my attic, waiting to hear from you..
xx
The Clerkenwell Kid
www.tuesdayweld.com

The Brompton Time Machine

Hey hey friends! I know it’s literally been over a year since I last posted anything. Listen, I’ve been booked and busy! I’ve got original stuff coming soon, but enjoy another The Real Tuesday Weld cover because Stephen is a very dear friend of mine. Thank you for letting me record this friend❤️

Nightingale Cover

A story based around London's Lower Marsh Street in Waterloo but linked to the 159 bus route. A lad disappeared on the Marsh in the 1980s but is he really still there walking alone? Spooky story, odd facts, south London bus driver's prayer.

A bus at bedtime

A bus at bedtime - Lad who walked alone

The lad who walked alone Story One

From the short story collection bus travel in south London Chris Roberts read a cyborg's dream of the P13. You should be careful who else is on the buses in this celebration of one of London's most meandering routes. Music by Jonathon Richmond to play out.

A Cyborg's Dream of the P13

A cyborg's dream of the P13 Story Three

Revenge can be a dish served damp and windy on the 468. South Croydon South End really is the end of the line.

Bank Holiday Weekend Story Two

In a special Valentine's day broadcast we hear another  story of time, love, narcissism, death, Clerkenwell (basically, all the usual stuff) plus the extraordinary strange life of my 'ancestor' ROMEO COATES' *

Romeo may well have been 'the worst actor in England', but for all of us who have ever been laughed at or suffered from stage fright, a lack of self belief, or an oversensitivity to other people's opinions, he will be for ever an inspiration :)

Join us for more: https://cutt.ly/TRTWJoinUs

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