Up in  Heaven's rec room, Jesus and Buddha got sick off of veggies and dinosaur meet.  So sick that they began to hallucinate. In their hallucinations they saw too much. To warn the world of this thwacky snack combo they delivered a message to the people through The Space Jan 4ever Fund. This is what those gods want us to know. 

17 minutes of what the fuck

A Manic and Desperate Facebook Status From My Heroin Addicted Cousin

The Reason You Leave the Blood on the Blade

We Do Boomp Boomp Near the River in Our Minds

Time Warpenis Time

In 1971 Andy Warhol, Charles Mingus and Lilly Tomlin had sex on an Navajo reservation. They produced child who tragically died at birth. Unbaptized, the spirit of that baby was doomed to wander the earth.  That baby ghost to takes up residence inside The Space Jam 4ever Fund. Every time we play some of our collective soul is suckled away but the ghostbaby gets ever stronger. 
