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The Stereotypes Song
Lyrics and Vocals by Ray Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider 
Release Date-Mar 23, 2011 

Pre-Chorus
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

Chorus 
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 1
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

Verse 2
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 3
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

Verse 4
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. 

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(Lyrics)
[Intro: Eggward]

(*inhaling from bong*)

What if there were people living in the future

And they decide to run a bunch of simulations

And see what old-school Earth was like?

[Verse 1: Eggward]

Think about it, it's pretty amazin'

What if you're livin' inside a simulation?

What if every time you put your socks in the dryer

And one disappears; is there a glitch in the Matrix?

Ha, we need a computer so big it can simulate the

Then nothing is random and everything's part of the plan

But if life isn't real and everything's one big - trick?

Damn, do we even exist?

[Chorus: Eggward]

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

Might as well live life and do what you feel

Do what you feel

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

[Verse 2: Eggward]

What if there are alternate dimensions that we'll never see?

And in every single multiverse there's another you and another me?

Is there a universe where I am not awkward?

Is there a universe where I am a doctor?

Is there a universe where the President doesn't throw tantrums like a goddamn toddler?

Ha, it's just a hypothesis, there's just no way to observe

But what if we found a way to travel to other Earths?

And if there are other me livin' in different - realm

Damn, am I even myself?

(Chorus: Eggward)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real (nothing is real)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

Might as well live life and do what you feel

Do what you feel (Do what you feel)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Nothing is real

[Break: Radio announcer]

Please stand by...

[Bridge: Eggward]

Maybe this world isn't real after all (I know)

As real as the Santa Claus workin' at the mall (ohh)

If Bostrom was right and he probably is (tell me)

We might just be living in a big game of Sims (big game of Sims)

[Chorus: Eggward]

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real (nothing is real)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real (everything is bullshit)

Might as well live life and do what you feel (you are)

Everything is bullshit

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

Might as well live life and do what you feel (you are)

Everything is bullshit

Nothing is real

[Outro: Eggward]

(*inhaling from bong*)

Man, I gotta stop gettin' high and watching Cosmos-

Oh my god, what if there's a universe out there where I didn't even write this song?-

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