Since Humanity's meek and subtle conception, music has sought to become the primary method of communication and connection; spiritual, metaphysical and otherwise. Thus, T&T cometh, to spearhead our socio-aural evolution within the physical realm and beyond. Also, Top Hats

#TBT to one of the first songs we ever recorded.

Anakin! He's stronger than the force, strike you with a lightsaber, no remorse!
Catch him playing hooky, on bitches like snooke, to hunt down pirates like Han Solo & his Wookie!
Oh! And speaking of Han Solo, you'll catch him on the Falcon, he knows the motto's YOLO. 
You'll blast him with a laser, he'll blast you even harder, and by the way Luke? Yes that robot is your father!
Green & Short, the masters name is Yoda, he'll strike you with the force and turn Rancors into soda's.
And drink them down, easy on the ice, may speak in riddles but he could end your life!
Thats right! were talking about Star Wars not the porno called Star Whores.
Not to be trifled with, shock you with my lightning, and I'm the Sith! Yes Sir I'm that frightning!

Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!

Oh! Second verse is coming, catch me on Endor with the Ewoks I'll be running.
Strike you with my lightsaber, force choke ya, hard to breathe? Thats right!
I'm Darth Vader!
Padame's dead, how unromantic, so no Pod-Races please, I'm asthmatic!
Padawans run, screaming like the Binks, "me-saah worst creature ever!'
Did Lucas even think? To throw him in a movie? That's fan disrespect!
For That? A pimp slap from Mace Windu & Boba Fett!
C-3PO! I'll beat you so wash me like a boss or I'll kill R2-D2!
A plate of cookies that's too legit! Thats what you get for joining the Sith?
But I'll stick to the Light Side with maple syrup, put on a Twi'Lek dancer to sweeten her spirit!

Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!

(SOLO!)

Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!

Final Round! Shits going down! Dont to scream 'cause in space there's no sound!
Don't try to run, you wont get far! You have X-Wings? We have the Mother-Fucking DeathStar!
If you're deluded, don't try it fam, this
space station took a shit on Alderaan!
It's not there? Ahh too soon? Check you're google maps, it's been removed!
Sorry Leia, are you all upset? Go French-Kiss your brother! Oh you'd thought we'd forget? He's hands cut of, feel free to jerk him off! Just like that architect from planet Hoth!
Call me Palpatine, throw over the Republic, then freeze Solo 'cause his hairstyle's redundant!
This all happens on an average day, In A Galaxy Far Far Away!

Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!
Something Somthing!
Darkside!

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