Analyzing the plant stem cell technology which makes My Pillow possible.

cinnamon ftj

Nigerian pleasure prayer by proxy

Nigerian pleasure prayer by proxy for deskbound bureaucrats

Reading from Ellis Bouzemunke's disjointed prose. From the book "wig lifter":

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09BYDGZKC?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860

File without sound collage additions (just the reading) from Freesound:

https://freesound.org/people/cognito%20perceptu/sounds/582399/

the sevenfold errors of miniaturization (by Ellis Bouzemunke)

Are you struggling with insomnia? Why not try horse pills? Or horse suppositories? Have you checked with your veterinarian? What's good for your dog must be good for you. I know canned Alpo is.

what Red Buttons taught us about dentistry

the hours Charlie Rose keeps in your mind (feat. Ivermectin)

Just because Melania Trump is dead does not mean her campaign to end awareness has to be over.

avenging the gametes

Is Kenneth Copeland The Mothman?

Nutritional science (nutsi) is now suggesting that the consumption of apple pie while naked increases the absorption of vital minerals. At no time, however, is it okay to eat the stuff that is pb&j in the same jar, as that can induce Acute Convience Delusion Syndrome, or the loss of a personal connection to basic ratios.

schedule my amusements

the stains left by voting

Live from a sofa on the edge of karaoke night at the Holiday Inn, exploring the sexual orientation of Easter whilest not losing sight of the Jesuit agenda as it relates to the ant people. And now taking bets on whether Edith Jung-un puts daikon her potato salad. No, this conversation is not HIPAA compliant. Go tell the Cadburys.

your disco culottes

speculation on Lyndon Larouche's dental health (SoundCloud mix)

speculation on Lyndon Larouche's dental health

How do ethics change in the near zero gravity of outer space? If our inner world shape shifts, will our tattoos looked stretched and distorted? Does you accent change when you order at a Waffle House? Why are green peas still a thing?

not safe for Waffle House

actors wearing raisins

Recently submitted as an amicus bluff to the Supreme Court of the United States.

masculine houseplant

shhh, the nation is with child

Don't let the cultural environment you are born into predetermine your culinary choices. Explore the possibilities with ketchup in the 21st century.

The MUFON Weight Loss Program

ketchup for your lobster

An exploration (in the time available) of the laxative properties of the communion wine and the biases present in the distribution of friendship licenses in both the UFO and Bigfoot hunter communities. NSFW. RSVP.

a finely-tailored jitbag

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