Don't let the cultural environment you are born into predetermine your culinary choices. Explore the possibilities with ketchup in the 21st century.

The MUFON Weight Loss Program

ketchup for your lobster

An exploration (in the time available) of the laxative properties of the communion wine and the biases present in the distribution of friendship licenses in both the UFO and Bigfoot hunter communities. NSFW. RSVP.

redesigned silences

showing hole in Mobile, Alabama

Nutritional guru news for the healthiest new you 2019.

for your continuing health

on celery juice

A visitor asks to join the Alaska chapter of the NPR Wine Club. Meanwhile, Mike Lindell exposes another unsuspecting ACT test proctor to the dangers of pornography and nonstick cooking spray. The smell of goat fingernails is no substitute for the tactile experience of wearing a hat to a Cabinet meeting.

means testing the members of Ween

corporate magic booger lover

We interview kids from outer space on their feelings about concession stand pricing at movie theaters. Also, how can you distinguish between a lieutenant governor and a fondant banana?

your dance hall culottes

let your clone go

Is hat head on trend for summer 2023 or have you been rolled like the Fox & Friends were about the gender of Oscar Meyer wieners? A rundown of all the reproductive health issues facing America's night shift in 2 minutes 53 seconds.

eyewitness at the newsstand

Dianne Feinstein's ceramides

Was Salisbury steak served at the Last Supper? Was the gravy perhaps a bit lumpy and got sent back? Were the diners harrassed by flies? Where does JFK Jr. fit into the picture? Correspondent J Balvin reports.

the demeanor of the ransomed grammarian

JFK Jr's recipe for good gravy

A look into which are are the best inanimate objects to carry on conversations with.

how to style your hair for a piano party

in the beginning was the word

Exposing Tommy Tuberville's role in Revelation, as well as what are omens and what are just discarded chewing gums. Also, can Bigfoot hope to transition into the gig ecomony working as an emotional support animal?

how to overcome your desire to overcome things

clairaudient paintings (sunrise spiders mix)

Halloween food options shouldn't be a cause for panic. Instead, look inside yourself, for moist, delicious organs, and panic over something real, like Lauren Boebert vaping around children.

music to carve by

why do we kill German philosophers  on Halloween (and not Easter)?

What is that movie, The Indescribable Likeness of Being? Lightness of Being? I don't like movies where I don't know what their titles are.

a finely-tailored jitbag

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