The Man Whose Face Was A Date Rapist

Jimmy Jazz

Bitter Honey On The Grapevine

PosterBoy

A carnival came to town and stole my soul

Child Of Bride Of the Travelling Beardshow

A song about a girl I was infatuated with/stalking, dependant on your point of view.

Gumshoe

A reflection on the Global Financial Crisis and the bailing out of the banks, featuring morbid humour and trenchant bitterness...

(eggsamining the circumstances & trajectory of) Humpty Dumpty's Last Dive

Wrote this for my then girlfriend, now wife, many moons ago. She is awesome.

(Baby, You're My) Seroxat

Eight Carat King...Turning to rust...Click-click-click...Gloss over it...String of Dread...We'll testify...To catch the flies...There's no escape...Dreams PLC...Our wants are needs...Create the norm...You should conform...A string of dread...We must confess...Very small...God bless these walls....

Eight Carat King

...My days...My life...It's easy with you...

Open Books

I used to try and take recording music seriously. Now I don't. It's way more fun. Enjoy the Show!

The Travelling Beardshow