We're back after a lengthy hiatus to talk about Wickery Bridge and pizza bagels.

Season Three

S03E11: Our Town

Five resurrections, four stabbings and one death: just another typical week in Mystic Falls!

S03E13: Bringing Out The Dead

The Originals throw a lavish ball, but horses steal the show.

S03E14: Dangerous Liaisons (feat. Abby Stassen)

Esther wants to murder All Her Children and only Elena cares enough to try to stop her.

S03E15: All My Children (feat. Jesse Skewes)

The serial killer plotline comes to a head in the most convoluted way possible, and we flash back to a not-very-interesting Mystic Falls, 1912.

S03E16: 1912

Alaric woke up on the evil side of the bed, and Damon orchestrates the least sexy threesome of all time.

S03E17: Break On Through

Stefan and Alaric's dark sides have a play date, and Elena gets very horny in Denver.

S03E19: Heart of Darkness

Season three comes to a close (and it only took us 3 years and 11 months to get through it)!

S03E22: The Departed

Season Four

S04E01: Growing Pains

Claire and Beth share their most memorable puking stories in solidarity with Elena, who's not having a great day.

S04E02: Memorial

Despite all her rage, Elena is still just a rat in a cage.

S04E03: The Rager

Now they at the frat party, having a great time.

Season 4

S04E04: The Five

I hope the Mystic Grill has restaurantmobile insurance.

S04E05: The Killer

Elena fails to die at Wickery Bridge for the third time.

S04E06: We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes

Not even a good old-fashioned Miss Mystic Falls pageant can save this episode from its terrible plotlines.

S04E07: My Brother's Keeper

S04E08: We'll Always Have Bourbon Street

All we want for Christmas is for Mayor Carol Lockwood to not be dead :(

S04E09: O Come All Ye Faithful

Beth and Claire return to your ears with a recap of 2017's Wrapped Up in Christmas, where an uptight career woman and a lawyer-turned-painter find love... at the mall! Special appearance by everybody's favorite drunk grandma, Jasmine Guy.

Holiday Special

Holiday Special: Wrapped Up in Christmas

In which Claire and Beth introduce themselves and talk about the pilot episode of The Vampire Diaries.

Season One

Pilot

This week on The Vampire Diaries Diaries: pointless comets, gaping neck wounds and candle metaphors.

S01E02: Night of the Comet

It's like Friday Night Lights but with more murder.

S01E03: Friday Night Bites

Can The Vampire Diaries make us care about pocketwatches and ugly crystals?

S01E04: Family Ties

This week on The Vampire Diaries: dungeons, graveyard parties and car washes all end really well for everybody.

S01E05: You're Undead To Me

S01E06: Lost Girls

In which we ponder the important questions, like "Do vampires get periods?"

S01E07: Haunted

Career Night goes about as well as any event in Mystic Falls.

S01E10: The Turning Point

Elena and Bonnie go on separate but equally fun field trips, and special guest Mike gives a male perspective on why men are.

S01E11: Bloodlines (featuring Mike Kane)

Elena's 18th birthday is more crappy than happy.

S03E01: The Birthday

The gang's latest "Let's kill Klaus!" plan breaks the record for most double-crosses.

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