"Watchu gonna do? Cry about it?" is the funniest line I have ever heard in music and, of course, it's in a weird al song

Touch Tone Bubblegum (Mashup between Touch Tone Telephone and Bubblegum Bitch)

Underrated banger locked behind Go+

For all my fellow Weird Al fans out there, here you go!

That's Your Horoscope For Today - Weird Al

Polkamania!

McDonalds in the Pentagon

Music & Lyrics by Andy Bean

The Singers:
Noel Wells as Dominator
Fred Tatasciore as Dominator

The Players:
Jim Cox - Piano
Michael B Green - Drums
Keith Karman - Bass Guitar
Andy Bean - Guitars and Organ
Charles DeCastro - Trumpet
Justin Rubenstein - Trombone
Joshua Kaufman - Clarinet

Recorded at:
Capitol Studios - Los Angeles, CA
Atomix Media - Van Nuys, CA
Andy Bean's Garage - Los Angeles, CA

Recording Engineers:
Gabe Moffat, Tom Rogers, & Andy Bean

Mixed by Gabe Moffat

I'm The Bad Guy (from "My Fair Hatey")

This is a cover of a song originally written by Neil Cicierega (aka Lemon Demon) for his album Spirit Phone. You can find the original song here: https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/cabinet-man

Download: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ptR2SUifK_xWxMv98Rb_98b5x2MCThlq?usp=sharing

Lyrics:
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping

You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
In perfect patient lines because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)

You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

I'm happy for years and years
And only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
'Cause there's a little tiny box that they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand

It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers

You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

Cabinet Man (Lemon Demon Cover)

Want You Gone (Portal II Soundtrack)

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Ruler Of Everything

Banana Man

Turn The Lights Off

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