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Cruisin' To Weasel Town

Heart Of A Weasel - Unplugged

He probably doesn't deserve the attention.

Hey Brad

Take a hit to kill the pain
Take a pill to kill the hit
Hold your (just) get in my lane
Drink it all and feel my reign

Like I've been sippin poppin smokin or whatever take the pressure off,
I've been dancin out in public like I'm tryna suck my boyfriend off,
I'm sure ass shittin spittin straight saterical lately,
But court be actin like there' nothin wrong with that maybe,
I'm just tryna take my mind off my obsession
Well to call her mine is a bit of an exxageration maybe,
All I know is fuck that bitch cause I don't need her anyway,
I want as much to do with her as a premAture baby

All day I deal with dead presidents like,
can't decide if I'm a mortician or a majician at landin on twenty-one
Cause I never lose, no it's call a momentary set back,
You cock-suckers dwell on your failures and let it consume you,
You gotta learn to take a hit and just push-on-thru
The lost art of rubbing some dirt on it and walkin it out,
Soon enough you'll be covered in dirt in a drought
Both to my left and my right be looking like minimalists,
Living with nothing in my periferals it's, 
Like I'm playing a game by myself with nowhere to go but up,
I'm a mother fuckin rotwhiler and your a snarling little pup
I'm too busy livin large quittin jobs 
Cause they don't suit my interest,
I'm doin me for free and all else is just business
And when your talkin bonus don't give me that bullshit or bogus
Deep down we all want the dough to snow like it's christmas
And the fact that it pisses you off to me is just bonus
And years down the road you'll be beggin forgivness 
When the tables turn don't you dare be shoutin suspicious
Just because I knew it all along that you made shitty decisions like,
I can't help it if my life's savings is your wife's cravings,
Sitting there with your, bachelor of arts and a ring on your finger
While I'm out here breaking hearts, multi-commas in my figure
Mother fucker get up and show me what you can do 
I will not be the next to go, it's gonna be you

I swear I swear I mean it when I say I don't need anybody else,
I don't need the fake attention or all the fucking doubt,
Trusting in people is like taking off and tying up your belts,
Might as well end it here if you don't control your own destiny, 
Reaching for exotic weapons so desperately,
People say people are the most important thing in life well I disagree,
Because money never changes it's mind or makes you its enemy,
I'm talking cottin and linnen the kind that your spendin,
On your docks and your north face and enos to fit in
About to make your fuckin head go missin 
Like I hate you all why the hell'm I so smitten

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