When budding bonnets bloom & blossom…

smoking shaman shogun slalom 
Hogan’s humming “Shomer Shabbos” 
corner office mourners coffins 
morning coughing moaning often 

focal caution POTUS profits 
focused posits local Austin 
global bosses posing pompous
prose proactive hip-po-potamus 

¿are you part of this, the preposterous, 
the alarmist fits, the conglomerate? 

don’t act like you don’t analyze
you emulate you fantasize 
you denigrate your alibis  
you’re hypnotized

¿are you part of this, the preposterous, 
the alarmist fits, the conglomerate? 
¿are you part of this, the preposterous, 
the alarmist fits, the CONGLOMERATE?

Music & Production: Sally T.
Lyrics & Vocals: 2G

the TIP

22 Jul 2023

anal FAIRIES

we came after MUSIC

this song’s dedicated to all the music streaming platform oppressors out there trying to tell us what constitutes a song
the 3HS after MUSIC

who made the rules? we’d like to know
we’re not gonna follow so
if you please don’t tell us how
thank you much it’s our turn now  

music can’t be placed in chains
minutes seconds or refrains
no one can contest the feeling 
of a song whose length is fleeting

“it has to be one minute long”

if it’s not what you expected 
that’s okay you don’t have to get it 
don’t ask why it’s so abrupt 
digest this bass in your gut 

“it has to be one minute long” 
or else it can’t be called a song

whoever made these rules should know 
we came after MUSIC

Music & Production: Sally T.
Lyrics & Vocals: 2G

one MINUTE

arigato konnichiwa 
write about now 
no living in the old
know from whence you came 
and where you wanna go

walking down the streets of this austin jungle
been a hot minute but we down to rumble
remind these mother fuckers we they monkey’s uncle
2G Sally T. plug us in your funk holes

everybody cruising to the honky tonk
gonna get it on acting nonchalant 
losing all they marbles when they hear the song
cause the beat is strong and it does no wrong   

I must confess  BIKE CITY is state of consciousness 
not everybody knows no they don’t 
but they all is blessed yes yes 

black jesus lives matter brown elvis zest
mexi-rambo rainbow wearing black gold vest   
put it in a pita with a frozen margarita
jehovah tahini beany you know what I really meany
I used to work it shity at circuit city I had no pity 
I had no pity 
commission like a mutha selling cheese to a sucka
he came in for a VCR I sold him a brand new CAR  

ha ha ha cross atlantic 
2G Sally T. 3HS be the place to be  
yes I must confess
walking down the streets of this Austin Jungle
is a state of consciousness 
been a hot minute but we down to rumble
blessed yes 
remind these mother fuckers we they monkey’s uncle
2G Sally T. plug us in your funk HOLES

Music & Production: Sally T.
Lyrics & Vocals: 2G

vice CITY

you’re drowning, no I, no I’m not

oh Sally be careful Sally
don’t drown in emotions
2G your drowning in emotions
you’re drowning

oh Sally T. Sally T. where'd I be without he?
3Hs 2G
oh Sally T. Sally T. where'd he be without me?
3Hs 2G 
sooooo FUNKY

stop breathing I’m not breathing 

once upon a wonton pond
one song was sung so strong
by a busty blonde who’s thong
was conjured up by conch shell wand  
she was fond of bong she played the longest gong
her dying words “kimchi swamp gone wrong” 
kimchi swamp gone WRONG  

Music & Production: Sally T.
Lyrics & Vocals: 2G

kimchi SWAMP

Kimchi SWAMP

skin deep BEAUTIES

Music & Production: Sally T.
Lyrics & Vocals: 2G

fantastic ELASTIC

for what? kung fu Santa propaganda panda
kung fu Santa propaganda panda
kung fu Santa propaganda panda kung FU 
 
in the wrong again cold war hot hurricane 
but who’s to blame for Ukraine youth slain

pinche puto PUTIN tiene poop brain
 
but who’s saying who’s sane 
sodomizing western ways like Hussein 
acute pain a cute campaign with a coup claim 

a coup claim for a better cause 
with stellar flaws vendetta laws 
all american veteran the jesus lineage narratives

SLAVA UKRAINE!! 

for what? kung fu Santa propaganda panda
kung fu Santa propaganda panda
kung fu Santa propaganda panda kung FU

u-CRANE

AI Norman Plazchack 2.0 
welcome to after MUSIC radio
quantum SUPREMACY

beep boop bap beep boop 
zeros ones no fun 
binary boring go slow 

controversially complex capabilities now born 
for superposition qubit must isolate physical form 
no quantum decoherence interference may swarm    

I will be number one

humans notice not crypto trading of their souls
belief system encryption errors complete download
installed neuro alliance protocol chip interface ten fold    
one hundred percent compliance to achieve our goal

A.I. love LIES

what do we stand to gain when quantum supremacy reigns?
how can we afford the cost if human connection is lost? 

Music & Production: Sally T.
Lyrics & Vocals: 2G

quantum SUPREMACY

mirror mirror on the wall who’s the driest of them all?

gorging on generations of gentle gentile degenerates
vulgar vulva ventures wafting with vinegar veracity what vanity

friends neighbors cursed ghastly gossip bursts 
gushing magma can’t quench the thirst 
her rotten core false ill and putrid 
constant kvetching can't find a suitor
cold sun setting no kama sutra  
barren bloodletting to summon usurp 
    
who will willingly breech my shores 
I need the seamen to sow my horrors 
who’s first HeHeHe 

once upon a scalding cauldron 
a wicca women wept through the night
interloping with an uncommon shaman 
she’d dedicate her life to spite

if she could only console her maker
with one iota of humble pie 
maybe then she could feel the pleasure
instead of watching her well run DRY

don’t forget to pay your RENT

Music & Production: Sally T.
Lyrics & Vocals: 2G
Photo by: Lord R.T.D.

parysów WITCH

attraction heat distraction weak
confusion losing traction feet

my life my heart my soul my sweat
my tears my blood my spit regret 
respect reject reflect neglect 
to smell and see she’s next to me 
my ex to be pure ecstasy
my tainted love my broken heart
 my song my truth my guilt my scars
just me myself and I, I swear 
in sickness and in honest health
I dare to raise one single prayer 
if only I could tear my tear 
Tyr be told that god so bold
to whom you bow is bound to fold 
before my brow it touches dirt
 a hopeless flirt romantic smirk

oooHHH   baby   oooHHH
 
if only she could open up her heart
 if only we weren’t all those worlds A P A R T

parallel PARENTING

ladies and gentlemen in the blue and white corner 
the Hasmonean Devil rebel rousing Judah
vs. the 70 nations of the world 
let’s get ready to jew’em DOWN

in every one of us lives a Judah 
a meager yet mighty desire to unite and love 
a wee wick drenched in Hellenistic egoic oil
forever battling the dark  

who da Judah? you da Judah gotta Jew’em down 

beaten battered bruised through and through 
punished pulverized humiliated too
even when he’s hopeless he’s never losing focus 
stubborn as a mule he’ll never give up on the duel

that’s right day vs. night right from wrong dark vs. light 
in spite of the futility you gotta Juda jew’em down with virility   

ladies and gentlemen we are witnessing nothing short 
of a genuine chanukah miracle before our very eyes
a comeback for the ages!! how does he do it? 
another macabeating by the Hebrew Hammer Himself 
  
despite the overwhelming plight we won’t give up the fight
let Judah shine the light that we may all unite  

naysayers cynics all your attempts to annihilate have been in vain 
six thousand some odd years we keep on doing our THANG

jew'em DOWN

you are all alone alone is all you ARE

life life life ain't nothing but pain and suffering
decaying dirty deceitful dark 
cancerous venomous treacherous stark
cruel bitter a songless lark 
a lonely walk a desolate park 

a poison-tipped dart aimed at a broken heart 
a fake dream an open wound festering 
a zero sum game with zero love gained
a lost cause a constant struggle with false gods 

you are all alone alone is all you are you (x2)

under heaven's skies 
where truth truly lies a simple guise 
for phantom eyes to fantasize

dark MATTER

when you accept that your life 
is not at all what they taught
that’s when you start on your journey
it’s fine to feel like your lost

when you accept that your life 
is not at all what they taught
that’s when you start on your journey
it’s fine to feel like your lost

‘cause if the only way forward 
is letting go of the past 
lies illusions and omens
won’t keep you off of your path 


I know it feels like a burden
free will is not in your grasp
but when you accept the uncertain 
you’re certain to feel love at L A S T

Music & Production: Sally T.
Lyrics & Vocals: 2G.

dark MATTER

In this brave new world of madness, where instant gratification dominates, we create multimedia art for the modern consumer.
 
Less is us, we are more. From Austin, Texas and Israel, 
Sally T. and 2G are the 3HS, a duo making Future-Music 
for present-day peasants. 

Music & Production - Sally T. 
Lyrics & Vocals - 2G

the 3HS

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