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Everywhere I Look

Rats With Wings

For Love Nor Money

So here it is. Yes i have decided to float this out for all to hear. This song was done as a bit of fun and was hard to do with the guy recording me pissing himself laughing at the lyrics.

I wrote this tracks lyrics for an amazing group of friends, thankfully my close friend Mike Evans stepped up to the plate to help record it. A brief description of the what the Monkey Sock really is.

The Monkey Sock (TMS) is a special sock that resides at the back of your sock drawer, its material isnt that important but research shows that thick toweling (sports socks) is preferable. So your feeling kinda perky and you gonna take a 5 knuckle shuffle but you dont wanna get your love goo everywhere!! This is where the TMS comes into play. You put you special sock over your throbbing purple headed womb spoon and proceed as normally. Not only does TMS catch all of said sploodge it also removes any unwanted helm cheese upon removal (only for uncircumsized men). And there you have it, the legendary invention.... The Monkey Sock.

Hope You Enjoy the song.



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