This track is my attempt to convey the hunger I feel for the British race and its... purity. My home in Transylvania is a deep part of me. I fought many battles there and drank deeply from its culture and... people. Inevitably, my thirst for... culture became too ravenous to quench in my homeland. I hope this song conveys the... longing for what Britain has to offer me.

Meet Me In The Graveyard (demo)

This song was written to address the rumor being spread by that butcher, Van Helsing, that I am somehow physically disturbed by the object of the crucifix. It's not that they burn my flesh and cause me to recoil in fear, I just REALLY don't like them. Not a big thing. Hypothetically, if it were true, it's a hate crime to brandish something that someone is allergic to just because they are an outsider who lacks a soul and wants to eat away at your British, Christian purity (and your women.) Hypothetically.

I’m Not Cross (I Just Don’t Like Crosses) (demo)

Transylvanian folk artist. New in town. Seeking likeminded (female) collaborators for nightly jam sessions, DM for details!

My songs are inspired by my experiences in the battlefield and thirst for... culture. They are played in the Transylvanian fashion, which is basic guitar played poorly. Not everyone will get what I do but I hope some curious Whitby townsfolk will keep an open neck. I mean, mind.

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