Just a fun little jam, with a little bit of riffage

Fun Little Jam

Hi Guys,

This is an album I wrote/recorded over the period of a couple years! I loved the whole process and I hope you enjoy some of the songs tooooooo! There are two covers on the album

Amazing Grace

Belong Anymore

That Was The Day

Hi Guys,

This is an album I wrote/recorded over the period of a couple years! I loved the whole process and I hope you enjoy some of the songs tooooooo! There are three covers on the album.
This is a cover of the Bon Jovi Song

Born Again Tomorrow

What We Got

Due to licesing issues, I wasn't able to release this on Spotify, iTunes etc! Gutted. Beautiful Song! Hope I did it justice!

(You Want To) Make A Memory

This is a song I wrote about a break up. Its very metaphorical. The meaning of Eulogy changes over the song. 
This a demo currently, but nearly ready for proper release in May.

Eulogy Demo

Originally "Valarie" by The Zutons, now "Ralla Please". A parody song written by Rich Gibbons. Backing track recorded using Studio One 4.

Lyrics:

Well sometimes when I’m at work
And I look across the round table
I’m confused by who I see
Is it Jakey from IT?
Or someone less able?
Cuz every single meal
And I don’t mean to sound blunt
You drop crumbs all on the floor
And then dribble down your front
I've seen way-more-sophistication
In a troop of untrained chimpanzees
And stop making our table greasy
Ralla please
Ralla please
Do you have to be so mean?
Aiming kicks at poor ol Dean,
And leave him limping
You slash him with a plastic knife
And beat him like he is your wife
Who you are pimping
Your fun facts of the day
Make our brains slowly die away
And your jokes are corny
You show us stupid Facebook memes
With absolutely filthy themes
You're a dog thats horny
You're always getting hurt
Some examples here, of course:
You fell off your mountain bike and landed
In a load of gorse
And you crushed your finger,
And it went brown like a disease,
Stop being a clusterfuck now
Ralla please
Ralla please
Ralla please
Ralla please
Yeah some days when I'm at work
I really start to notice
That you're slumped down in your chair,
With your feet up in the air
It's no yoga lotus
You just can't sit up straight

Your seated posture is the worst
It's likely that you'll be deformed
Before your 21st
We'll need to have a whip-round
For corrective surgery
Stop being so fuckin slouchy
Ralla please
Ralla please
Ralla please
Ralla please

Ralla Please

Hoping everyone has a great Christmas and wonderful new year!

A bit of a spontaneous cover for Christmas 2020! Considering it only took just over an hour to record, I'm pretty happy with it.

Dean French

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