New track from the D.C. Sessions!!!  Snip Dillard fans rejoice. Performed by heez and Poppy Goblin. produced by heez

(Interlude)

Another from the D.C. Sessions.
Performed by Alan Crecelius & Seth Schowalter (The Smidgets)

The Van Song

Written & Performed by Seth Schowalter & Alan Crecelius

We Been Coming To This Party For Years...

THE KRACKIN' (concept)

All Sounds by Dr. Teeth from Electric Mayhem

Free Real Estate

The Muffin Mix is the ability to freak the funk, with the conviction that there ain't no question who the man is!! In hindsight, I probably could have taken my time, and recorded something tolerable!

MUFFIN MIX VOL. IV

This is what happens when you can't find another musician willing to embrace the absurdity of it all. Seth moved to Washington D.C. and our drummer leads an extremely high risk lifestyle, that makes him unable to keep a drum kit. It's cool!!! Whatever!! I'VE still got the muffin mix. Maybe Seth will let me come up to D.C. for my birthday? (Long distance bands are ALMOST 
impossible)

Braving The Huckleberry Funk Frontier

It's a breakbeat with an electric bass, some scratching, some asshole on vocals, who thinks he's tough. idk.

The Ballad Of Guy Smiley Corngood (B-side trifecta pt.1)

Again, this is either getting deleted or posted. I'm actually TRYING to embarrass myself!

Weebles tend to wobble (B-Side trifecta pt.2)

This is the result of a song with some promise that turns into "work". This sucker is SoundCloud material fa sho'

Grip of Diesel Weebles (B-side trifecta pt.3)

We are the overlords of Jung's collective unconscious. We are the weavers of your reality. Fuck a genre for real though.