And we called it a comeback.
Said it was worth a try.
And we said we were sorry most of the time.
And you said you were happy.
Was it all a lie?
And you said I was lucky.
And I said you were kind.

So I blew all my wad on the lottery.

So we parted as friends.
Then I went back to the city.
But the streets were deserted, and everyone was dead.

So I broke into my old apartment.
Sat in my right place once again.

Did you know
It's going on
A year since I left?
I'm telling you babe, I am trying as hard as I can.
Did you know
I'm sitting here
Till I can come back?
I promise you babe, I am trying as hard as I can.

I am not looking for sympathy.
Just wanted to share my routine:

Breakfast in Skyrim.
Tiger King at 3.
I'm feeling lonely and I
Know you miss me.
It turns out there's such thing as
Too much videogames and weed.
Well I need an escape.
I need an excuse.
I need some kind of project.
I need someone I can cling to.

I sit here and pray for a mulligan.
I'll sit here. I'll sit here. I'll sit here. I'll sit here.

Breakfast in Skyrim.
Tiger King at 3.
I'm feeling lonely and I
I know you miss me.
See you again someday
When they've found a vaccine.
And I know that you're safe.
And I know that you're warm.
And I know you're alive.
And I know that you're missing me.

Breakfast In Skyrim

That's classic Roger.
Born to strike it rich.
That's classic Roger.
The son of a bitch.

Wherever he went well he left chaos in his wake.
Wherever he went he left a trail of broken hearts.
Wherever he went he left a pile of upturned skirts.
Wherever he went he left a smudge upon your soul.

Have mercy on us
We children of Eve
They're fucking us up
More than you believe
But that is classic Roger.

That's classic Roger.
The lie you won't correct.
That's classic Roger.
Sprawled across your desk.

Wherever he went he left a stack of unpaid bills.
Wherever he went he left some funny kind of stain.
Wherever he went he left a silver trail of jizz.
Wherever he went he left part of himself behind.

Have mercy on us
We children of Eve
They're fucking us up
More than you believe

Someone should
Have bought his
Mama a
Coat hanger.

Classic Roger

He made a sacrifice.
He cut us with a knife.
He prayed unto the god of Light and Bleach.
Reality will crack
He'll have a heart attack
The day he finally summons Light and Bleach.

So if you want me
Then you got me.
Wait long enough, you'll meet me.
You're nothing to the god of Light and Bleach.

Don't know why you resist.
Surrender to his kiss.
Surrender to the god of Light and Bleach.
We'll all begin to sing.
We'll dance before the King
The day we all accept his Light and Bleach.

So if you want me
Then you got me.
Wait long enough, you'll meet me.
You're nothing to the god of Light and Bleach.
I know that you're nervous.
But there's no need to be nervous.
You're gonna meet the god of Loght and Bleach.

There's something broken that's inside you.
There's something missing they forgot to make sure that you learned along the way.
I know nobody ever loved you.
I know nobody's gonna miss you.
It wasn't much of a transition.
You weren't good at being human.

(I wear no mask!)

I know we gotta die
But we ain't gonna die
If we accept the word of light and bleach.
(We're never gonna die?)
I'm never gonna die!

Light And Bleach

I cannot believe
In quarantine
That you
Are here
With me.
Barricade the house
And we'll work things out.
Cause I like you here with me.

Keep the doors and windows shut.
I think they're trying to get int.
But we won't let them in.
And we won't go outside.

Can't believe my luck.
We're sitting ducks,
But you're sitting here
With me.

We'll never leave.
We'll ride out the weeks.
We'll put the calendar aside.
It doesn't matter anymore.
We'll never leave.
We'll ride out the weeks.

Quarantine

There's rednecks at the gate.
There's brownshirts in the streets.
My mom is getting gassed.
My dad is getting beat.
I'll never go outside.
I'll never leave the house.
Got everything I need.
Just got to hunker down.

Keep on moving to the left.
Keep on hiding in the house.
Keep on keeping them safe.
Keep on keeping them fed.
Keep on raising your hand.
Keep on trying to care.
Keep on keeping it sane
Keep on grasping at straws.

What if I got the cancer?
What if I had a heart attack?
What if I had a stroke?
And what if my mind was never coming back?
Tell me babe, how could I love you then?

We will make it through alive.
None of us are gonna die.

Keep on moving to the left.
Keep on hidiing in the house.
Keep on keeping them safe.
Keep on keeping them fed.
Keep on saying my prayers.
Keep on calling my folks.
Keep on telling everyone
I loved them like crazy.

What if an active shooter
Went to the store same day as me?
What if I got arrested?
What if they threw away the key?
What'll I do if they tear us away?

What if I caught the COVID?
What if my blood, it turned to gel?
What if I crashed the car
What if I died and went to hell?
What'll I do if I never see you again?

Bad Things That Could Happen

Rebel Yell (Billy Idol cover)

I used to get it
But I ain't got it
No I ain't got it no more.
I used to get up.
But now I'm fed up.
I've done it all before.

Every day's a gift. It's a gift that I give myself.

Up and at 'em?
No thank you, Madam.
I'd rather stay in bed.
You know what's out there.
And I know what's out there.
I'd rather hide instead.

Every day's a gift. It's a gift that I give myself.
So let's return the gift cause it's rotting here on the shelf.

Now it's time to fight.
But I am busy fighting shit inside my head.
Another night.
Cause I am tired.
And this is better left unsaid.

The Gift

When the flavor's left the food
Oh won't I know just what to do?
It seems my diet came clear
The day that flavor disappeared.
And don't I know just what to do
Now that the flavor's left the food?

When the flavor's left the food
And we're no longer in our youth
And since the day my greatest fear
Came true and you're not longer near.
And I'm no longer in my youth.
And all the flavor's left the food.

This is the part where you all say that I can't be running off.

But now the flavor's left the food.
And we're just chewing bitter roots.
And you just stand there unashamed
And you're too dumb to be afraid.
Well don't I know just what to do
Now that the flavor's left the food.

When The Flavor's Left The Food

Cowboy Chords

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Where The River Meets The Sea (Muppets cover)

Portland based musian writing catchy choruses about depressing shit. You know, indie rock.

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