Sorry it took so long Jesse! It's a fucking banger though so there's your happy ending :D

Punch Em In The Dick (feat Juicy Karkass)

From The Horror EP, out now on Bandcamp, Spotify, iTunes and so forth.

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The Horror

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there is no out of here

something inside me died that day

*Bandcamp exclusive bonus track!

Download "Neither Here Nor There" on Bandcamp to get 3 exclusive bonus tracks, for a total of 23 tracks, along with a high res printable A2 poster, and more!

Out now on all major streaming platforms.

https://thealienhand.bandcamp.com/album/neither-here-nor-there

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Crouching Agenda Hidden Vagina (excerpt) *Bandcamp exclusive*

From the Alien Hand retrospective, Neither Here Nor There,
out now on all major streaming platforms.

https://thealienhand.bandcamp.com/album/neither-here-nor-there

20 slamming spudcore bangers from Wicklow's own one-man musical IRA, showcasing 15 years of remorseless audio vandalism.

Download it on Bandcamp to get 3 exclusive bonus tracks, a high res printable poster in A2 and A3 sizes, and more!

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Shankfist Wreckage Technique (feat. Logan P. McCoy) - Church & State [Flex VIP]

From the Alien Hand retrospective, "Neither Here Nor There", out now on all major streaming platforms!

Download it on Bandcamp to get the full 20 track album, plus 3 exclusive bonus tracks, a high quality A2 poster, and more!

https://thealienhand.bandcamp.com/album/neither-here-nor-there

Automatic Tasty - Thru The ASCII House (Botnet Mix)

Confound My Infernal Dyspepsia (WIP)

Everybody's Making Hit Records In Their Bedrooms These Days

T1ts Ar5e B!5cuits

Why the long face?

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Guilty Acid 23

A jazzy bit of ballyhoo to get the Flappers flapping while Al Capone dances the Charleston up a flagpole. We were supposed to book Al Jolson, but sadly our intern is functionally illiterate. Luckily, Capone is so riddled with syphilis that he'll agree to just about anything!

Jizzle Jazzle (ruff WIP)

12 inch EP out now on Screwhead Recordings!

Available from the following outlets: 

https://www.discogs.com/sell/release/32017706

https://screwheadrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/screwhead-ep-01

https://www.toolboxrecords.com/en/product/42831/hardcore/screwhead-recordings-01/

4 x tracks of pure hardcore mayhem, featuring Alien Hand, Crabby, James F & Violent Gibson. 

Mastering by Stefan ZMK, pressing by R.A.N.D. Muzik.

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Screwhead Recordings EP 01 teaser (12 inch limited pressing out now)

Sad Keys To A Sad Door (WIP)

Some memetastic jungle vibes for all you /b/tards out there.

Fiddy Bus Rydah (ruff)

Giving it to them good and hard since 1999.

The Alien Hand manipulates your body and massages your brain with its undulating rave tentacles.

Additional Alien Hand musics can be obtained from  https://thealienhand.bandcamp.com/

Email: 
thealienhand@gmail.com

I also master tracks for people.
Examples here: https://soundcloud.com/poweraudioservices

Arbitrary verbal effluvia:
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Sir Terence Mackerel-Hexagon:
https://soundcloud.com/sirterence

The future is bright. The future is Spudcore.

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