About Martin Aimless: 

Do you have a perfectly serviceable if sometimes underwhelming life that you should be more grateful for than perhaps you  are?  

Has the shiny bauble of youth's promise tarnished with time?  

Do you like a good curry? 

If so, you, like us, are Martin(a) Aimless. Welcome to our club.

Martin Aimless

Are you tired of screaming into the digital void for approval from an uncaring universe that doesn't recognise your genius? Do you long for a simpler time where urchins played hooplah and chimney sweeps were jaunty? Do you have 3:41? If so, this one's for you my friends

Likez

Like 'Knowing Me, Knowing You', but with only one person involved. Enjoy!

Beach Ball

Are you from a decidedly average town, which depresses and oddly comforts you in equal measure? If so, listen to the Horde’s exceedingly good song ‘Alan Rickmansworth’ and experience a world of emotions. Well, two actually. 

(If not, feel free to go about your business as you usually might. We just want you to be happy.)

Ps: our pal John B wrote the first and last bit.

Alan Rickmansworth

Nefarious ne'er do wells have all the fun, it seems, and indulge their every whim. The good amongst us, however, are hamstrung by a desire for kindness and for fairness. We good, however, in our quiet moments, harbour a secret fantasy: to give the douchebags of this world a swift kick where it hurts. HR!

We are the masters of whimsy. Go to
thebarbarianhorde.bandcamp.com to explore our full archive. May contain whimsy.

The Barbarian Horde

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