Was going to do a cover of 9 crimes but had forgotten about the original lyrics so some grudge towards the Bartlett school of Architecture, UCL came along...

lyrics
It is four in the morning and I'm with redbull
It's the wrong kind of school I got myself into
It's the wrong line
I drew by the loo
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse

It's that alright, yeah?
Drip on Hewlett Packard printing
It's that alright, yah?
Sniff on UHU while it's drying 

And is that alright, yeah?
to drift on Hewlett Packard, printing
Is that alright?
With you...and you

[UHU is an universal German cult glue that has been widely used in building architectural-models. Temporary Light-headedness could be achieved by sniffing the glue] 

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