Blank was a man who didn't do nice things
He said I'm your leader, build me a castle
Man said you ain't no king, you ain't no god; I'm safe with my thoughts here
Blank was all" Who do you think you are? cut off his tongue and feed him to my power"
This statue of me is as eternal as my doppelganger will ever need to be.
My name is Saddam Hussein

Tea said have this land and live happily
Just share evenly with the neighbors
Here is nice and safe from that asshole fuhrer 
Ahmed said go, David said I'll stay
and thus began the war of the beards

In the end all I'll leave of this land is a strip in the middle of nowhere
My name might rhyme with Yahu

Gray said 'Howdy, I'm your safety"
But I think it's hidden somewhere in the nuclear
I'll fetch but in a second while I play chess with the lives of my troops
In the end I'm just another gray Blank
I don't mean to beat around the Bush, but I worry for my safety
Pride is a bit too oily to swallow
I'll take a hybrid

The Berbie