Blue Benz

Needs To Be

Rolling River

The One

Live Again

Dont Look Back

My Muse

Get Down

Freshly formed and heavy horned, Los Angeles love child act The Big Surprise takes flight with cosmic modes and dulcet tones that leave thirsty ears quenched and hungry souls gormandized.

What the f*ck is gormandized?

gor•mand•ize [v. gawr-muhn-dahyz; n. gawr-muhn-deez]
verb (used without object), verb (used with object), gor•mand•ized, gor•mand•iz•ing. 

1. to eat greedily or ravenously. 

*We also tremendously dislike people who copy and paste online dictionary entries.*

Craigslist spawns yet another illegitimate musical bastard son with:

Nick: Keys/Vox
Mitchell: Drums/Vox
Brett: Guitar/Vox
Moses: Bass/Vox

The Big Surprise is a band.

The Big Surprise WILL: Cheat on your taxes, fix you breakfast in the morning, clean behind your ears, paint you on a surfboard, find your soul mate, tickle your Elmo, meet your parents, beat you at shuffleboard, adhere to your gluten-free diet, inflate your beach ball, milk your milkable livestock, bust you out of prison, detail the chrome on your car, and balance your alkaline level.

The Big Surprise WILL NOT: Give you a paper cut, turn the water on while you're showering, judge your beanie baby collection, tilt the pinball machine, support your gambling habit, beat you with a bar of soap in a towel while you sleep, eat the last slice of pizza, take your friendship for granted, drink coffee after 10pm, open your mail, spill the beans, double dip the salsa, or turn the lights off during sex.