Lectures, lectures 'bout who I'm meant to be!
Lectures being lectured by Indiethority!

Hollister and Abercrombie love to flaunt their goodies,
come on let's all look the same in our matching hoodies.
All these quiffs and glasses, people loving Indie,
but I can't be having that, chinos aren't so good on me!

Shops tell you what to wear!
The media does your hair!
Your next look is off the shelf!
Why not dress yourself!

Off to Boots we go, to stock up on our make up,
lots of offers i'm sure you'd love to take up.
The special is The London Look or something from Rimmel,
doesn't really matter, as long as the shops sell!

Now it may not be your passion, but we're all slaves to fashion,
you'll end up in a category no matter how you dress.
Mods, Chavs, Emos, Indies and Goths!
We're all really just people, running about in cloth!

Lectures

PDA! It's a public display!
PDA! Doesn't matter straight or gay!
PDA! Get it out of my face!
PDA! Get it out of this place!

Oi you, oi you, yeah you, you two!

All the couples they don't mingle, 
a constant reminder that i'm single,
go to town and they are there,
hugging! kissing! playing with each other's hair!
So I go to the park to take it easy,
even then couples greet me!
Devouring each others faces,
they don't care where the place is!

I meet my friend, his name is Ted,
he's met a girl convinced they'll wed.
Telling me that she's perfection,
blushing she grabs his 'affection'.
Public displays of affection,
they cause social segregation!
He'll have his hands down her bra,
they don't care where they are! 

PDA (Public Displays Of Affection)

Vinyl Revival

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'Culture Clash' by The Black Tubes

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