for april fools i present to you a joke of a song.



LYRICS:

Feeling like mario
Doctor nefario
Get a crazy old kid in this scenario
Making the beats and the bars for salario
Eating it up looking fat like i’m wario

You are a mouse mickey wearing a blouse
Minnie took the kids and also the house
You cannot longer call minnie your spouse
Minnie no longer gives mickey arouse



I got AK-47 written all over my gun
When i catch you on these streets let my deagle go dun dun
I been on the trigger so much my finger becoming numb
Imma drop out kindergarten everybody there is dumb

I am not afraid to spill yo dirty blood under the sun
I don’t like killing innocents why do people find it fun
When you’re walking i want you to ask yourself why you don’t run
I don’t wanna hear you joking or making a stupid pun




Six is afraid
Seven eight nine
five runs away because he has no time
You are the five and i am the nine
Six still afraid cuz he saw a crime

Why i have been made?
Life is sublime
Nine to five hell for a single dime
There isn’t time to waste for a whine
Back in the days watching the vine

MARIO

AI GIRLFRIEND (satire)

CHEESE

CASH

Broken

Bananas

HIT IT IT'S A WRAP

The Boys United

Chernobyl Pipe Bomb Radio

TBU FREESTYLE

Spongebob's Strawberry Vape

KIDS

Flutation

The End

SKITTLES > M&M'S

HARMOR

Niagara Falls

ARMED & DANGEROUS

M9 BERETTA

CRIPS

BARS!

STEPS

TUFF

PLAY

ANNABELLE

FUCK BOTS!!!

shoutout to haribo for putting za in they shit

HARIBLOW

ROLLERCOASTERS

discord sad horn

THIS ACCOUNT IS MANAGED BY UFOMAN
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UFOMAN • Producer/Rapper

Romanian Fish • Rapper

Lil Choppa • Rapper

Cherry Pickle • Rapper/Co-Lyricist

DOUBLE LL • Rapper

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UFOMAN Made The Boys United at school in 2022 with Romanian Fish.

In 2025 The Official The Boys United Soundcloud got Lauched by UFOMAN who also runs the account.

On april 1 UFOMAN Released the first official track Mario.

on may 17th DOUBLE LL joined the group :0

PRESENT DAY: We're the best fucking artist group on planet earth 👑

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