a little boy has an accident when visiting grandma at the hospital.

Oopsie Grandma!

Shuve It

Those southern bumpkin's really get to us. It's so... delightful.

Summer Delight

Just a story about the hard life of a boy livin' on the golden coast.
~~ Lyrics ~~

--VERSE 1--
now by the
way way way I'm really
gay gay gay there ain't no 
way way way im just
this gay...

Now let me tell you a story 
about my childhood story 
in the city of San Fransisco 
City...

--CHORUS--
my daddy used to beat me
and say my life worthless
my other daddy raped me 
and said my life was pointless
Now whats a kid supposed to do 
in the city of San Fransisco
City...

--VERSE 2--
My next door neighbor charles
used to slam my head in the sandbox
and i'd just sit there and start cryin'
and he'd say "What are you a pussy?"
Why yes I am!

I went down to the fishin' hole 
on a Saturday evening and i saw
my good friend named Charles
with a shotgun aimed at my puppy
and i said "What are you doin charles!"

He said "I'll blow your fucking dogs head off 
you friggen queermo faggit cause your dog's a faggot
...
...
into a million tiny little peices
You fucking faggot ass queer-mo
...

--CHORUS--
my daddy used to beat me
and say that i was worthless
my other daddy raped me 
and said my life was pointless
Now what's a kid supposed to do 
in the city of San Fransisco
City...

--BREAKDOWN--
I got two daddys
Got just two daddy's 
Ain't got no mommies
Just two daddies!

--VERSE 3--
So then I ran back home
and I cryed "daddy daddy daddy"
and he'd just sit there and start masterbatin' 
and he'd say
"want to take some pictures?"
"Why Yes I do!"

--CHORUS--
my daddy used to beat me
and say that I was worthless
my other daddy raped me 
and said my life was pointless
Now what's a kid supposed to do 
in the faggot ass city of San Fransisco 
City....

Well i'll tell you what he does, and it involves 
pepp,er and a 12 guage shotg-

The San Francisco Blues

one happy family takes a trip to the zoo.

Zoo Time

our friend started a new restaurant. we decided to try it out. it was awkward...

The Butthole Experiment