Done purely out of boredom, with 1 rockband mic. All written and played by me, and yes, it's meant to be a funny song.

Strolling along by the waterfall
I saw some movement, so I yelled and called
An orange figure turned and looked at me
It's eyeing up the mean, just above my knee

That Tiger ain't in it's cage
It's just staring at me with those eyes of rage
I just wish that I could fly away
Cause that tiger ain't in it's cage

I stood my ground
He thought "sound"
Even though I felt proud
It watched me in disaffection
So I turned and went in the other direction

Keep it cool, Just walk away
Cause you ain't gonna be that tigers prey
Was he gone, I couldn't say
But I did know I might live the rest of the day

TheCallumMcLeanExperience