weerd science

Therapy Session

A synth-punk chiptune banger that turns FOIA files, flight logs, and billionaire scandals into roast-level bars. Had to drop this one; big shout out to my partners in crime for going all in. Epstein and Trump never saw this collab coming... mostly because their lawyers are still trying to redact the chorus.

Let Me Hold That Redacted PDF (The Jeffrey Epstien Client List) (ft. Worm Quartet & DJ Pastor Rock)

WHY DO YOU SAY THOSE THINGS THAT YOU DON’T MEAN WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TAUNTING ME YOU WANT ME TO GIVE IN TO YOUR WHIMS BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY NO TO THEM CURVY AND SMART YOU’VE GOT YOUR MARK AND YOU’RE SO DETERMINED THAT HOLDING BACK JUST ISN’T AN OPTION I LIKE TO TAKE A BREATH I LIKE TO PLAY HARD AND I LIKE TO SEE IF YOU GET LONELY TOO I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU’RE MEANING WHAT YOU SAY BUT YOU’RE ACTING ONE WAY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE DAY YOU’RE SAYING ALL THESE THINGS YOU PROBABLY WANT TO TAKE BACK DON’T YOU HATE THAT STILL YOU’RE TREATING ME THAT WAY BUT I’M ON TO YOUR GAMES SO KNOW I’M GOING AND THAT SONG’S GONNA CHANGE WON’T SUCCUMB TO YOUR WHIMS WHY DO YOU SAY THOSE THINGS THAT YOU DON’T MEAN WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TAUNTING ME YOU WANT ME TO GIVE IN TO YOUR WHIMS BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY NO TO THEM SO WHAT’S HAPPENNING NOW I CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT YOU’RE SO KIM KARDASHIAN YOU’RE A BUM OUT I’VE GOT MY THUMB OUT I’M TRYING TO HITCH A RIDE TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE BOTH YOU AND I WOULD CALL EACHOTHER BABY I’M GOING EFFIN’ CRAZY THAT’S RIGHT I RHYMED CRAZY AND BABY ‘CAUSE NOW I’M LAZY ‘CAUSE I CAN’T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN ALL THE EFFORT MY BRAIN’S INFECTED WITH DEVILS LIKE THE GZA RECORD AND OF COURSE I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT YOUR FACE THERE IS NO CONVICTION NOW WE’RE BOTH A COLD CASE I LOVE YOU ALWAYS BUT I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW YOU TOOK MY DARKEST PARTS AND APPLIED YOUR WHITE OUT I THOUGHT IT WAS BALL TWO HOW’D I ALREADY STRIKE OUT HERE COME THE WATER WORKS GIRL I GUESS I’LL WIPE OUT BUT THIS IS RIGHT NOW NOTHING TO DO WITH LATER I GUESS IT’S LIGHTS OUT LET SOMEONE ELSE CHANGE HER WHY DO YOU SAY THOSE THINGS THAT YOU DON’T MEAN WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TAUNTING ME YOU WANT ME TO GIVE IN TO YOUR WHIMS BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY NO TO THEM ‘CAUSE I’M ON TO YOUR GAMES SO NOW I’M GOING AND THAT SONG’S GONNA CHANGE I WON’T SUCCUMB TO YOUR WHIMS SO IF WE’RE SPEAKING TRUTHS AS A MATTER OF FACT I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING AND YOU GAVE NOTHING BACK SO I’M GONNA TURN MY BACK AND IT’S HARD BECAUSE YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL I’D SAID I LOVE YOU TO DEATH NOW WELCOME TO MY FUNURAL AND AS THE COFFIN CLOSES IN THE GROUND IT’S LOWERED AND THE DIRT’LL COVER EVERY MEMORY OF HER WE’LL BOTH TELL OUR NEW LOVERS OF HOW AWFUL THE OTHER ONE WAS AND PROBABLY FORGET THAT WE EVEN SHARED A LOVE BUT IT’S OKAY I SUPPOSE THAT’S JUST THE WAY IT GOES THESE ARE THE CONFESSIONS OF A BAD HEART THAT WAS FILLED WITH HOLES AND IF WE BOTH POINT THE FINGER FOR LONG ENOUGH WE’LL FORGET OUR LOVE AND SOMEONE NEW WILL COME AND DIG US UP WHAT WHY DO YOU SAY THOSE THINGS THAT YOU DON’T MEAN WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TAUNTING ME YOU WANT ME TO GIVE IN TO YOUR WHIMS BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY NO TO THEM WHY DO YOU SAY THOSE THINGS THAT YOU DON’T MEAN WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TAUNTING ME YOU WANT ME TO GIVE IN TO YOUR WHIMS BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY NO TO THEM

All The Effort Feat. Mirk & Weerd Science

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Conspiracy Theories w/out Mel Gibson

Ok, let me explain what this is….My man Dirty Ern got suspended from his day job, for reasons I can’t speak on, and I had a week off of tour with Terrible Things…So I decided to pay him a visit in his tiny basement apartment in Queens…We figured we’d take a few days to just drop some fire for people…So here it comes, low budget basement tape shit…

We got together and made all of this from scratch…I am writing lyrics as we go and just putting in work.  We will see how many tracks we can blast off for everyone…

All will be available for free download as they are dropped!!

Thanks for all of your support!


Plague Days

off "Red Light Juliet" 
Now Available at: http://weerdscience.bandcamp.com

10 Smack Commandments

An Indie Rock band from Albany, NY infused with Pop + Jazz 

All The Effort Feat. Mirk & Weerd Science

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