Michael Ironside is awoken in the night by a mysterious phone call. 

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This holiday season, the police are having a party. Just click "Maybe" and forget about it. 

*A continuation of "The Police Are Having A Party (Radio Spot 1)"

The Police Are Having A Party (Radio Spot 2)

This holiday season, the police are having a party. Think about it.

The Police Are Having A Party (Radio Spot 3)

This holiday season, the police are having a party. But you should probably go to Tony's 24th instead. He's doing buffalo wings again.

The Police Are Having A Party (Radio Spot 1)

The Paracetomole - Dr Manning's World of Animals

Find out how the gecko is taking all our jobs in this thrilling psycho-sexual adventure for the whole family.

The Gecko - Dr Manning's World of Animals

This isn't your grandma's parrot. Your grandma's parrot is dementia.

The Cockatoo - Dr Manning's World of Animals

These are the sketches from episode S1E7 of General Consumption.

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HEY HEY HEY: We had to remove Failure to Launch and Punwatch from Soundcloud, but they're not gone! You can still listen to them at theconsumption.net, on their respective Libsyn pages, on iTunes and in any good podcasting app.

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