I drink white lightning
When the coyotes are out
Them goddamn coyotes
Won't leave me alone 
Mama said son you know drinkin' is bad
She had to get drunk to have sex with my dad
Glifton he loves to beat his wife
Thank Christ he's married to Old Granddad on ice
Mr. Bartender don't be so slow
I got time for another and a six pack to go 

If drinkin's a sin
The Devil's my friend
So give me a shot and what's left of the gin
If drinkin's a sin
The Devil's my friend
So give me a shot and what's left of the gin

I built my house out of beer bottles
But I drank too much bourbon now it's all broken glass
I went to Tungsten to see my old lady
She didn't have a nose so I drove back home
I don't need housing and I don't need women
I just need a bottle that I can crawl in
Gimme a bourbon or gimme a beer
I'd listen to your story but I cut off my ear

If drinkin's a sin
The Devil's my friend
So give me a shot and what's left of the gin
If drinkin's a sin
The Devil's my friend
So give me a shot and what's left of the gin

My wife got pregnant with a bottle of Schnapps
The nurse and the doctors they all called the cops
When they got they we partied till dawn
I named that bottle Paul Peter and John
I had my first drink at the age of three
I picked a bottle from the Whiskey Tree
I grabbed it and drank I got real drunk
I learned how to cry and I learned how to fuck

If drinkin's a sin
The Devil's my friend
So give me a shot and what's left of the gin
If drinkin's a sin
The Devil's my friend
So give me a shot and what's left of the gin
Give me a shot and what's left of the gin
Give me a shot and what's left of the gin

Drinkin' song (DEMO)

Skeleton Dan, with his skeleton hands 
He understands the dead man's plans 
Skeleton Dan, he's a skeleton man 
Burned on the cross by the Ku Klux Klan 

Skeleton Dan, he's a Wall St. man 
Wears a pinstripe suit with a ring on his hand 
Skeleton Dan, he plays kick that can 
And if you spin that bottle you can kiss the man 

Skeleton Dan, AHH! 

Skeleton Dan, he was buried in the sand 
Then the sun came out gave him a skele-tan 
Skeleton Dan, he's a skell of a man 
Fry you some bacon on his frying pan 

Skeleton Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan 
He plays the bones in his skeleton band 
Skeleton Dan, he's a Mengele fan 
S-K-E-L-E-TON DAN 

Skeleton Dan, AHH!

The Cowmen

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