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Celebrity Incinerator

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Thugz Need Hugz

Everyday this life tries to soften me
It sucks balls and thats my philosophy
Its dark days a bright future's lost on me
A big fish in a town called colostomy

My life is a big fat steamin pile of hemmeroids
Demigodz null n void screaming while i get annoyed
Swear satans claws are tickling my nut sack
Swerve pavement cracks,duck a ladder dodge a black cat
I put my best feet forward where my feet are fixed
But i feel like stevie nicks shat in my weetabix
I need a fix of good luck,Fuck i feel handcuffed
Star struck by your nan's muff dandruff
head and shoulders,vosene,timotei
Beheading soldiers,nose clean ricochet
Whips rise see the world through this gimps eyes  
Raise your pies to the skies if you sympathise

Lets make one thing clear
I am numb with fear
The 1st entry in my diary of diohrrea

If youve had a shit day put your hands up mucker
If youve had a shit week and been gassed like a sucker
Had a shit month when your enemies was pucker
If your boss is a tool shout FUCK THAT FUCKER
If youve had a shit day put your hands up mucker
If youve had a shit week and been gassed like a sucker
Had a shit month when your enemies was pucker
If your boss is a tool shout FUCK THAT FUCKER

Things can only get better i doubt its true
You say that shit to me im falling out with you
So i walk outside and jump about in poo
Its time to let the animals out of the zoo....oooh

Its a dogs life,my dog died cos dogs die
In hot cars,groundhog day the fog lies
dog eat dog,your dog tired from doggystyle
dogged approach dog days die for a while
Dog gone sorrows after hair of the dog
dog day afternoon pray to the god
dog is a mans best friend so's mad dog
20/20 on a dog tag from a mad slog
dogs bollocks cats eyes
Luck has capsised,cat calls and rats rise
Leopards cant change their spots on zebra crossing
The elephant enters the room in a coffin

Lets make one thing clear
I am numb with fear
The 2nd entry in my diary of diohrrea

If youve had a shit day put your hands up mucker
If youve had a shit week and been gassed like a sucker
Had a shit month when your enemies was pucker
If your boss is a tool shout FUCK THAT FUCKER
If youve had a shit day put your hands up mucker
If youve had a shit week and been gassed like a sucker
Had a shit month when your enemies was pucker
If your boss is a tool shout FUCK THAT FUCKER

Everytime things are good there's a dampener
Get on the wrong side of my mood there's a massacre
Life's a bitch you expect me to thank her?
My supermarket just ran out of pampers (Basturt)

All my life ive been told pish
My uncle was my auntie and she sold my goldfish
A lot of people dont know this
I done a jobby in my hand and told my niece "Hold this"
I guess karma's a cold bitch
Like a pensioner's viagra overdose old and stiff
I live life like a bold quiff
I guess to me a gold gift is a rolled spliff
soaking / Toking / smoking / provoking
Poking / Choking / Stroking / eloping
Rope a doping / joking and scoping
Utopia tokens im over moping

Lets make one thing clear
I am done with fear
The final entry in my diary of diohrrea

If youve had a shit day put your hands up mucker
If youve had a shit week and been gassed like a sucker
Had a shit month when your enemies was pucker
If your boss is a tool shout FUCK THAT FUCKER
If youve had a shit day put your hands up mucker
If youve had a shit week and been gassed like a sucker
Had a shit month when your enemies was pucker
If your boss is a tool shout FUCK THAT FUCKER

Diary Of Diarrhoea

We make music which features a guitar/drums/a bass/a trumpet/voices.......Hardly earth shattering,but you can feel the realness.x

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