Shit In My Pants With A Pocket Full Of Canteloupe

Excuse Me, Sir, Did You Buy A Cookie Cutter And Ham?

How Dare You Ask Me IF I Want Bacon! Never Ask Such A Foolish Question Again

This Baked Ziti is All Cheese and No Sauce Which is Some Bullshit

Dad, Please Don't Be Mad, I Slept in a Car on Top of a Parking Garage

I Have a Friend That’s Weirdly Obsessed with Those Eggs in Ramen Noodle Dishes

Kinda Doomy Kinda Sad Kinda Gloomy

You Have Movie Quality Farts

Dead Babies Really Put the Fun in Funeral

This Will Be Our Poo D'Etat

Boba Fett Never Washed his Balls

The Meatballs at the Furniture Store were Underwhelming

Underwhelming Meatballs 2: The Prequal: Same Song, Yet a Differebt Song, Yet the Same, but Different

My Battery is at Less than 5%, So I Have to Think of a Title Quick

Musician turned filmmaker turned back to musician, and dabbling a bit in both.  When looking for music for my projects, I had trouble finding simple, short music files to use.  So, I decided to make some!  I'm making short, easy, couple minute long bursts of music that can be used for film, vlogs, or whatever!  No fancy playing, no vocals; just music.

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