I learnt a lot of things in year 11 maths. One of the things I learnt, was how to say, "I sat on my couch and had a coffee" in Chinese, from my friend from Shanghai, Sunny. This is the only thing I can say, and probably will ever be able to say, in Chinese, and it has stuck with me so much, I decided to write a Chinese pop song about it. There is a dance videoclip on the way, but for the meantime, I present, "Wǒ zuò zài shāfā shàng" to you. (Excuse the shocking pronunciation) :)

Wǒ zuò zài shāfā shàng

Sit back and let Siri's soothing voice take you on a magical musical adventure. 

The Dislocated Hipsters