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This week on the Dorks Deduction we discuss CCTV Britain. Is it over the top? Is there not enough?

CCTV Britain

* This episode was recorded BEFORE the release of Avengers: The Age Of Ultron.

This week we're joined by a special guest who could only be described as thunderous. We discuss Marvel movies, TV shows and our Marvel lives.

Marvel Week - It's Ultra On

This week the brown chick and one of the white dudes discuss Immigration in the UK. We aren't nearly as offensive as we thought we'd be.

The Great Immigration Debate

This week is the turn of Elisa Lam, whos death and the events leading up to it have perplexed people all over the world. We most definitely manage to clear a few things up and put the mystery to bed. Ok, maybe not.

The Mystery Of Elisa Lam

This week we discuss our Reptilian Humanoid overlords. Have they really wormed their way into the governments and the royal families of the world? Or are the conspiracy theorists cuckoo?

Reptilian Humanoids

Olof Palme served as the prime minister of Sweden until his assassination on 28/02/1986. Christer Pettersson was convicted, but the conviction was overturned the following year and the case is still open today. So who did it? Pettersson? South Africans? The Police? Did Matt go back in time and do it?

The Assassination of Olof Palme

It is said for be just another urban legend but there have been numerous sightings of the black-eyed children over the years and people have claimed to be scarred by their encounters, so could these beings be real? Or did Matt go back in time and fake it?

The Legend of the Black-eyed Children

This episode was supposed to be about what grinds our gears but we went even more off topic than usual and it ended up being our second one shot. This week we are joined by a special guest who took a long elevator ride up from hell to be with us so enjoy!

Dorks One Shot: The Second One

William Shakespeare is one of the greatest playwrights that has ever lived, or is he? There are theories about him ranging from whether he actually existed or if he was a fraud. So who is he really? Bacon? Marlowe? De Vere? Did Matt go back in time to fake the work? We all know thats a no, Matt doesn't have the talent.

Who Is Shakespeare?

If you're done opening presents that you'll never wear/use or if you want to avoid talking to family members that you tolerate for only the festive season then check out the latest episode! Sure, we could've done something a bit more light hearted for the Christmas edition but then it wouldn't be a Dorks Deduction Christmas now would it? Instead of Santa we'll be talking about Krampus, the anti-santa that eats children. Merry Christmas everybody!

Christmas With The Krampus

Celebrities of the roaring 20s clearly liked to overindulge and get themselves into some trouble. To be honest celebrities now clearly like to overindulge and get themselves into trouble. This week we are going to discuss Olive Thomas, a rising star who passed away in 1920 which led to one of the earliest Hollywood scandals. And Charlie Sheen, we talk about Charlie Sheen a fair bit.

The Death Of Olive Thomas

Dorothy King and Louise Lawson were attracted to the bright lights of Broadway so they both moved to New York to find fame and fortune in the early 1920s. Unfortunately for them they didn't find the success that they had hoped for and met their ends pretty horrifically and neither murder has been solved. Was it one of their many lovers? Was is a gang of thieves? A random attack? Was it our Matt?

The Butterfly Murders (The Moth Murders)

Elizabeth Canning disappeared on 01/01/1953 and reappeared almost a month later. She claimed that she was abducted and attempted to force her into prostitution, and her testimony alone was enough to convict Susannah Wells and Mary Squires. However the inconsistencies piled up and those convictions were overturned, so what really happened to her during that month away?

The Lost Month Of Elizabeth Canning

The Jersey Devil is a dog-like creature with wings and legend has it the creature was cursed by it's human mother as she had already gone through pregnancy twelve times before. Clearly she hadn't heard of abstinence or birth control which would've saved a lot of people a lot of hassle. Since the Devils supposed birth he has been haunting the residents of New Jersey but is he actually real? Maybe Matt went back in time and gave birth to the thing.

The Jersey Devil

Clayton Miller passed away in 1990 and his official cause of death was alcohol consumption and hypothermia, but is that really the truth? For the last couple of decades rumours of foul play have surrounded his death, with some even believing that police were involved. Now it's time for us to get involved and figure out what happened the night of his death. This episode is not about a miller (occupation) or bread.

The Unexplained Death Of Clayton Miller

Catrine da Costa disappeared in June 1984 while working the streets of Stockholm, Sweden and some of her remains were found in plastic bags between July and August of that year. Although there were multiple suspects and two trials no one was ever found guilty of her demise, so what happened? Murder? A violent cough? Did Chris go back in time and do it? Yes, yes he did.

Tharmim Azzid's Album

The Death Of Catrine da Costa

We tried hiding out in Matts well to ignore the fact that we'd been Trumped but we couldn't ignore it any longer. Donald Trump was somehow elected to become the next president of the United States! This episode we discuss the campaign, the outcome and the aftermath of this incredibly bizarre election.

Honey, I Trumped The Kids!

On November 10th, 1985, the bodies of an adult woman and a young girl were found in a 55 gallon drum in Bear Brook State Park, New Hampshire. Almost 15 years later on May 9th, 2000, an identical drum was found containing the bodies of two young girls. To this day the identities of the victims are shrouded in mystery, as is the person that killed them.

Who are they? Who killed them?

*Cough* Matt *Cough*

The Bear Brook Murders

The Ancient Ram Inn was constructed in 1145 and is said to have housed slaves, masons, priests and many more over the last several centuries but that isn't what makes this building so notable. The Inn is supposedly one of the most haunted buildings in the UK, possibly even the world. Rumour has it that more than a dozen ghosts walk the halls of the Inn but is it true?

No, it was Matt wearing a white bed sheet.

The Ancient Ram Inn AKA Ancient Ramen

The Romanov family ruled Russia for centuries but after the loss of millions of lives during the first World War and the country descending into economic chaos the people lost faith in them. The final ruler, Nicholas, abdicated the throne in 1917 and went into hiding with his family but eventually they were said to have been found and killed by firing squad in 1918. Although skeletal remains have since been discovered there are people that contest that Nicholas' youngest daughter, Anastasia, managed to escape. So what actually happened to Anastasia Romanov?

Does Anastasia Romanov Live?

The Dorks Deduction is 2 years old today! To celebrate we're gifting you with a blooper/outtakes episode containing things that didn't make it into our previous episodes. I say that but it's mainly just us completely messing up and Matt verbally abusing animals. Enjoy!

The Dorks Being Dorks

On 29/11/1981 Natalie Wood went on what should've been a leisurely boat ride with her husband, Robert Wagner, her friend Christopher Walken and the captain Dennis Davern but never made it back to land alive. Initially she was believed to have drowned (believed by the people who have the power to make it official anyway) but some things just don't seem to add up. This episode we deduce what actually happened to Natalie that night and more importantly, what happened to her fur coats after she died?

We also end up discussing Louis CK, R Kelly & Chris Brown for some reason.

What Happened To Natalie Wood & Her Fur Coats?

Phil Spector was a hot successful record producer and songwriter in the 1960s & although we'd love for this to be another nostalgic episode about the music he produced we're instead talking about something far more grizzly. After being dormant for decades he hit the headlines again in 2003 when Lana Clarkson was found dead in his home. Spector maintains his innocence but is he being honest? 

We deduce this deduction well.

Phil Spector

Simeon Simms (Queer Essential) joins us once again to discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Simeon faces off against the resident dork to see who knows the most about the wonderful Buffyverse. And Alex was there as well.

*Warning* There is excitement, screeching and crying in this episode.

Slayerfest 2019!

On February 27, 1994, Olivia Mabel's body was found in her deceased son's bedroom. Judging by the decay Olivia had been dead for months but someone had made phonecalls to the police on the day of the gruesome discovery from her home and it seems like Olivia herself had written a note to her son.

So what happened to Olivia Mabel?

What Happened To Olivia Mabel?

This episode we're going to be singing some classic karaoke tracks with Lina Morgana! Sort of. We'll be discussing the death of Lina Morgana & whether Lady Gaga had anything to do with it. And there will be the occasional musical interlude as well as Supernatural & GOT chat.

Karaoke with Lina Morgana!

Steven Spielberg is known as the man that bought audiences Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park and many other blockbusters but who is he really? This episode we explore rumours of his association with Hollywood peadophile rings as well as the demise of child actress Heather O'Rourke.

Who is Steven Spielberg?

In the 16th Century a group of English settlers colonised in an area of North Carolina and dubbed their Island the Roanoake Colony. 

This ended bloody. 

Another group of settlers arrived in 1587 & had a little help adapting with the help of a local native tribe, the Croatans, but other groups of native Americans weren't too pleased. 

This ended bizarre.

The Croatoan Mystery AKA The Lost Colony

This episode we'll be discussing celebrated poet & writer Aleister Crowley and his works that have inspired many. By works we mean the fact that he was an occultist, black magician, spy, satanist, cult leader & was dubbed "the wickedest man in the world". 

Nice light hearted episode we have here.

Oh, he was a mountaineer too.

The Story Of Aleister Crowley

This episode we discuss our early cinema experiences, what cinema etiquette is and whether cinemas/the film industry is dying.

We also talk about spider infestations & infections. Just a little bit.

The Cinema Experience

With Halloween approaching we've decided to delve into the world of Creepy Pasta. Join us while Chris gives us hyper-realistic readings of these frightful online stories, so terrifying that we end up in tears. 

Lies. We're crying because of the laughter.

Creepypasta: We're Getting Indegestion

This episode was initially supposed to be about the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. We did manage to talk about it for about five minutes but then we drifted to vagina steamers and the wonderful Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP! Enjoy!

**Technology failed us this episode so the quality isn't quite up to par. Hopefully you can get over that, if not we'll see you next episode!

The Seed Vault Got Gooped!

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