Rob and Chris learn about Gefjun, but mostly just talk about Disney.

TLDR: Annoying phone calls.

The Viking Spirit

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 30

Rob and Chris learn about Odin's wisdom contest with Vafthrudnir and Thor's cross-dressing exploits.

TLDR: beanie teenies.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 35 + 36

Rob and Chris learn about Thor cock blocking the dwarf Alviss, then Balder has a bad ream. 

TLDR: Wake up junkie pill head.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 37 + 38

Rob and Chris learn about the death of Balder, version 1.

TLDR: Make Valhalla Ragnarok Again.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 39

Chris & Rob learn about the 2nd version of Balder's death... and you know what... just as bad as version 1.

TLDR: Make my wife cum. I'm moving to the woods.

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 40

Chris & Rob learn about the time Loki ruined a dinner party for the other Viking gods.

TLDR: (Signaling to the waiter) "Can I get a refill?"

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 41

The week Chris & Rob learn about the cruel punishment of Loki and his insecure wife.

TLDR: Imitation crab and whore algae

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 42

This week Rob & Chris learn about an Otter man who is killed by Loki and has his skin filled with the cursed gold of Andvari shipped to his family.


TLDR: He was as big as a beaver!

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 43

This week Rob & Chris learn about a great dragon battle, Raiden Odin, and get into some horse dick math in part 1 of, The Saga of Sigurd

TLDR: Regin & Kathy Lee

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 44 (part 1)

This week Rob & Chris learn about the best Chinese food for funerals, the games vikings used to play and a Nitro Circus styl engagement. 

TLDR: Who cares, we're brothers now!

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 44 (part 2)

This week Rob & Chris finally finish the book with the greatest viking story of all... RAGNAROK! Rob preps for Ragnarok in the office, Chris saves cats in the apocalypse and Loki rides a fingernail ship.

TLDR: "This is my personal Ragnarok"

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 45

Rob and Chris learn about the Cold War Era. After Roosevelt's sudden death, second string President Harry Truman has to step into the game and he is not prepared. The Soviet Union decides it's time to do a little redecorating. Americans become increasingly paranoid that communists are secretly running the country. McCarthy ruins tons of innocent American's lives and faces no consequences whatsoever. The Republicans come back into power and Rad Thad steps out of the shadows. General McArthur has a solution for the Korean War, but it's the same solution he has for everything else: the atom bomb. America and the Soviets take their dick measuring competition to space.

TLDR: Anything you can do I can do better.

American History: Chapter 27

Rob and Chris learn about President Nixon and a bunch of other Presidents. Nixon takes a peak behind the iron curtain for the first time and is disappointed that there's no circus. The US and China play a friendly game of ping pong and realize that they're not that different after all. Nixon has a dark, secret fetish that no one knows about. The Soviet Union taste salt for the first time and it blows their minds. Watergate forces Nixon to admit his secrets and resign in shame. Gerald Ford goes from third place to first and is clearly not qualified to be President. Jimmy Carter solves a major hostage crisis in Iran and newly inaugurated President Reagan takes all the credit.

TLDR: Way too many Presidents.

American History: Chapter 30

Rob and Chris learn about modern America. President Reagan gets all up in those clams and spreads them around our justice department. With too much time on his hands in president heaven, George Washington becomes obsessed with the QVC channel and nutella. Russia suffers from a lack of soap and shoes, ruining the sex lives of thousands of married couples. President Clinton does a lot of good things, but lies about one blow job. George W. Bush becomes president, surrounds himself with his father's friends, and everything goes to shit. 

TLDR: The End.

American History: Chapter 31

Rob and Chris are taking a short break as they gear up to bring you the next installment of The Dunce Caps, Physical Science! While they do that, take a trip down memory lane as we revisit our favorite moments from American History: Chapters 1-16. 

TLDR: Clip show!

American History: Best Of Volume I

This week The guys learn about the Scientific Method. First they touch their meniscus's while observing models, not the science kind, but the coke kind, all while figuring out what catering supplies can be swapped out for science tools. Turns out there is a huge difference between regular science and physical science, like dragons versus SOAP shoes. And did we mention that we are ALL scientists!? Matter, energy, density, mass, volume and weight don’t mean what you think they mean, wrap your head around that shit. Apparently everything is science, like you reading this right now is fucking science! The guys follow the journey of two MIT freaks who fuck like penguins in the name of science. Rob and Chris see how many fingers they can stick in their butt, publish their results, then lose them. Back to the lab I guess.

TLDR: Penguin Boat Fucking

Physical Science: Chapter 1

This episode Rob and Chris learn about matter.  They run their first experiment, but its shitty, so they fire their first lab assistant, Lauren, and hire a new one, Don. Don’t fuck this up Don. The guys figure out that Mr Orville abducted them and that all things are made of matter, especially Carl Winslow. Turns out Tony Hawk hates physics, despite the fact that’s what skateboarding is. They guys also correct their drug dealers terminology. As the guys trudge through matter, they end up playing 21 Questions as an experiment. But along the way they get hungry and decide to stop for a “second harvest”. Turns out we love “second harvest” but hate 21 Questions.  Rob would rather get hit with a brick then feathers, cause he’s an idiot, but still has a trill lake. They reminisce about Mind Erasers, hair spray blow torches, farting fire and the science behind them. 

TLDR: Way to much butter bro.


Physical Science: Chapter 2

In Part II of Chapter 11, Rob and Chris are still talking about Jews. While the rest of Europe is busy raping and pillaging, the Jews take detailed notes and preserve the old texts before they get destroyed. The Jews and Arabs have a big reunion party in Spain. Tired of being pushed around and mistreated, a bunch of Jewish geeks attempt to find the Messiah using only numbers, words, and dance. Seeing that the Jews were starving for a Messiah, a bunch of false prophets try to fill the role. 

TLDR: Jews 2: Electric Boogaloo

World Religions

World Religions: Chapter 11 / Part II

This week the guys travel to India...ancient India. More rivers, more deserts, and more Manu, the drunken fish king! Oh yeah and his Rishi boys. Then a bunch of old wise men tell all the youngsters how we don't appreciate life or whatever.

TLDR: The shortest episode...so far

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Ancient History: Chapter 5

Sometimes the guys get caught up when doing their soundchecks. This is one of those times.

TLDR: Chapter 72 soundcheck

Ancient History: Chapter 72 (Sound Check Bonus)

This week Rob & Chris are still in Rome. Caesar is dead, but his dressing and undetermined title of leader of Rome live on! Brutus wanted to throw Caesar's stabbed up dead body in the river, like the Romans have started doing. But Marc Anthony steps in with his Hispanic rhythms and takes over. First decree, funeral party for Caesar's body! But then there is a riot. After, Octavian comes home to avenge his (technically not) dad, Caesar, and rule Rome in his place. Like all great (not technically) son's, he follows in his dad's footsteps and creates a second Triumvirate with Marc Anthony and his dinky friend Lepidus. But like all the Triumvirates before them (only been one before them), it fails. Marc Anthony gets sucked dry by Cleopatra and kills himself like a shitty samurai. Lepidus gets sentenced to a lifetime of house arrest, and Octavian keeps the (not technically) family business alive... for now.

TLDR: More Marc Anthony talk.

Ancient History: Chapter 79 (part 1)

This week the Rob & Chris meet up with Jesus again! But this time he's rolling into town with his Apostles and ruins a poker tournament run by a bunch of Jew Wizards. Meanwhile back in Rome, Tiberius kills a bunch of people and runs off the island of "Kid" Capri, where he sings to his "Minnows" on a boat looking at his "Mermaids"... But he dies and so does Jesus. Caligula in now in charge and becomes a spider. In doing so bangs his sisters, elects his horse governor of Rome and lays eggs inside people as punishment...only one of those is fake. Finally Jesus comes back from the dead and sends a doubtful Thomas to India. While in India Thomas does magic for good ole' Gondophernes and turns him into a gentile. Also there are wizards everywhere.

TLDR: Smoke bomb!

Ancient History: Chapter 81 (part 1)

Now that Rob and Chris have finally finished the Ancient History book; they've decided to take a break from books all together and dive a little deeper into some topics they've brushed over in past. That and whatever other dumb stuff they decide to look up on the internet. To kick off this textbook interim the guys learn about the origins of the Dunce Cap. 

TLDR:

Interim Series of Random Topics(aka NO BOOK): Dunce Cap

Rob and Chris learn some more about Pythagoras weird, but cool, math cult that continued on long after his time. Johannes Kepler gets freaky with the cosmos and face painting.

TLDR: cosmic sluts.

History of Western Philosophy: Chapter 2 (Part 3)

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss some bizarre diseases you may not have heard of before. Part five of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty.

TLDR: Bring out the dentist robot!

Coronavirus Bonus (Part 5)

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. Part eleven of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty.

TLDR: Let's go back.

Coronavirus Bonus (Part 11)

Rob and Chris begin a new journey with the book "The Viking Spirit" by Daniel McCoy. In Chapter 1 the guys discuss a fictional story about a young viking named Sverrir as he goes on his first raid. 

TLDR: I've seen that face before.

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 1

Rob and Chris learn about some of the Norse gods, beginning with Odin and Thor. Turns out Norse mythology is eerily similar to the plot of "Dazed and Confused". 

TLDR: Is this canon?

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 2 (Part 1)

Rob and Chris learn about the norse conception of fate and destiny.

TLDR: Tainted mead.

The Viking Spirit: Chapter 5

Rob and Chris learn about the creation of the first humans and the Viking class system.

TLDR: The middle spoon in the drawer.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 13 + 14

Rob and Chris learn the stories of The War of The Gods and The Mead of Poetry,

TLDR: Odin goes undercover.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 15 + 16

Rob and Chris learn about the discovery of the runes and how Odin lost his eye.

TLDR: You would never be Odin.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 19 + 20

Rob and Chris learn about the kidnapping of Idun and the marriage of Njord and Skadi.

TLDR: Pitmaster Odin.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 23 + 24

Rob and Chris learn about Thor and Geirrod. Chris tells a story of hypothetical cannibal questions.

TLDR: Broccoli Rabe.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 25

Rob and Chris learn two stories about the thot goddess Freya.

TLDR: Toxic Relationships.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 26 + 27

Rob and Chris learn about Frey's wooing of Gerd and another story of Odin wearing a disguise.

TLDR: Undercover Odin.

The Viking Spirit: Chapters 28 + 29

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