Zombie Aligator

The Laugh Is No Clapping Matter

have you ever met
have you ever met a retarded gnome
have you ever met a retarded gnome
deep below in his underground hole
the gnome looked up as a rock did fall
the hills are now cursed by his retarded call
have you met a gnome at all
have you ever met
have you ever met
does this song make you upset

Retarded Gnome

there was once a crazy man
living in a crazy land
naked he would stand
with his lightning rod in hand

he would make love to the lightning
he would make love to the lightning
he would make love to the lightning
he would make love to the lightning

lightning never mates twice
and the crazy man did die
dumb man never thought twice
of deadly love from the sky

don't make love to lightning
don't make love to lightning
you should not make love to lightning
don't make love to lightning

Thee Ahfukitz