Beat provided by https://freebeats.io
Produced by White Hot

CHORUS BY https://soundcloud.com/billionyearoldcarbon

MIXED BY https://soundcloud.com/drewalweber

VERSE 1

yeah I’m flier than Lando blowing up like the Death Star
I could be your Mando decked out in Beskar
love the way you navigate, hyperdrive activate
when you’re in my orbit I can feel the way we gravitate

like Bo-Katan I know you want my Darksaber
I can show you what is under all this armor later
you’re a heartbreaker babe, such a smooth talker
but I wanna hear you making sounds like Chewbacca

take a dive, going out of control
now you got my krayt dragon coming out of its hole
so we’re leaving this cantina and undressing at my place
yeah I’ll treat you like a duchess when you’re Satine on my face

PRE-CHORUS

yeah I saw you there 'cross the cantina bar
fell for you quick like a shooting star
you stole my heart like a Jawa on Tatooine
pulled me right in like a tractor beam

CHORUS

this is the way to my heart and you found it
just like Hoth it had ice all around it
I’ve been grounded, shot down til today
can we be a clan of two? won’t you stay, baby, stay?

the strongest stars have hearts made of kyber
you shine as bright as a laser sword
my love for you is made of carbon fiber
your heart’s a ship and I just wanna board

VERSE 2

been across the galaxy and never seen a star so bright
you can get me hard tonight and I ain’t talking carbonite
tryna get some head and tail like Ahsoka
use my Jar Jar tongue to soak ya and my beskar spear to poke ya

got some toys like R2, hope you want my D2
all around me like the force I wanna feel you
and I know you’re gonna ask so the answer is yes
the helmet stays on during sex

PRE-CHORUS

did you did you know you’d make a great moisture farmer?
always want you all over me like armor
don’t tell me odds; no such thing as luck
I got the angles; I know how to duck

CHORUS

VERSE 3

you make me feel secura like Aayla
that’s why I wanna date ya
master at Sabacc, but I would never ever play ya
you got me addicted like death sticks
now I’m walking on clouds like Bespin

running through my head like a jedi mind trick,
I don’t need a helmet scan to see that your behind thicc
you’re on the run, but I’m giving you a head start
on the hunt got a bounty for your heart

Bounty For Your Heart - Victor E x Joyce (Prod. by White Hot)

FEATURING https://soundcloud.com/keepitinside

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUTdltgyY-k

girl I’ve been thinking bout you lately
back in the days we were chilling in 8b
working all night just to finish PA3 
and when it was just us, I used to make believe

that we could do more than code binary trees
you were a perfect one, one hot state machine
I was convinced that me and you was all a pipe dream
but then the truth hit me like an ultralight beam

keepitinside
[I should never worry about the worst case
how else was I gonna get to first base]

because you typecast my int to a long
when I see you in the labs I just wanna turn you on

[so I said] you and I click, so well
we should do an inner join like SQL
and what happened next I was not prepared
you said yes and we combined to make a key pair

CHORUS (keepitinside)

you assembled my heart
you made my stack overflow
you were my cafe babe
you were my number zero
I know HTML
Java, Python, and C
but the only language that I need
is your love

you’re the model that I view, I’m the controller
ls dash a, show me all your hidden folders
I know all the commands, just a young hacker boy
give you that big o, stroke game mcilroy

call me TCP cuz I’m delivering packets
git push in your repository, but I always wrap it
because encapsulation is my favorite principle of object oriented languages 

ok enough with the metaphors
but I’m known to switch it up like semaphores
type dirty to me in hexadecimal
damn right baby I’m a sex professional

we did it all, algorithms to compilers
and every time I got a little bit wise-r
spending all my nights with you, always wide awake
you were my kernel, my framework, my lion cake 

CHORUS

it couldn’t last
I preferred the lamp and you preferred the mean stack
you were headed for a new startup, I was holding you back
but it still hurts every time I see you make a post on slack

we were twos complement, now we got dead beef
wish I could just rm rf my memories
I wonder if you allocated memory for me
or if your garbage collection chose to set me free

man I know we had problems
and we couldn’t solve em
thats some NP shit yo

now I’m forever in a deadlock
you got me feeling like a segfault
but you’ll always be my CAFEBABE

CHORUS

My Mixed Tape

CAFEBABE ft. keepitinside

BEAT: https://soundcloud.com/freehiphopbeatsforyou/free-the-passion-hifi-cynical

trying to save up orbs and I’ve been doing my best
but they dropped these summer units and I couldn’t resist
getting paid by tomorrow and then I’m pulling again 
sniping reds to get ike, got beruka instead

I dont want another nine barst and ten bartre
had so many feathers I five starred my starters
no unit exists that my reinhardt can’t slaughter
but every new banner the lighter my wallet gets

this is a matter of life and death
this rising pity percentage is all that I have left
and I can never stop until my waifu is plus ten
these virtual heroes replaced all of my friends

they call me disgusting but I silence the critics
the ryoma of rap, cuz my flow is so peerless
more skilled than a roy, I’m adept with these lyrics
my ranking is s++ on the tier list

clear squad assault using only one unit
I’m training the best, mkv was my student
these childish foes gonna get the bonfire
still waiting for the radiant dawn that is micaiah

but til then I’m back at it like a crack addict
spending all these orbs just to fuel this bad habit
been through colorless hell and now I’m checking ivs
IS please, give me anything except minus speed

still killing it like a millennial
it’s tempest trials season and I’m pulling for celica
so many useless badges like a north korean general
chilling in tier 20 must have gotten high cholesterol from 

all the horse emblem that I’m eating for breakfast
getting so lucky bet you thought I was dexless
If you challenge me, you’ll end up on the bench kid
like boobs in the gauntlet I will never be bested

F2P BTW

FEH (Prod. by The Passion HiFi)

PRODUCED AND MIXED BY https://soundcloud.com/t3rrv-beats

believe me, I’m better off all by myself
I prefer the silence quell the feelings stay inside my shell
and hide from anyone who tries to help
might as well just close the doors forever say goodbye to all the clientele

and if we keep in touch, I won’t hit you up for several weeks
in fact if I could choose, we would probably never speak again
cuz you don’t need an inconsistent friend like me
only there when it’s convenient, struggles showing empathy

it even hurts to talk, conversations play pretend
thought are dancing in my head and urging me to make amends
but cutting ties is safer than these words that just might wake the dead
so if your efforts truly swayed me, maybe then the change begins

but I’ve come to treasure all the time alone
so I’ll buy a boat, brave the seven seas to find a home
chart a course for lonely islands just like andy samberg
live my life in solitude, cooking sandy hamburgers

but soon I’ll start to wish a plane would crash
or a ship would sail past, anything for change at last
and even if I never make it back, it’d be nice to
hear another voice or see a smile before I fade to black

searching for an end to comfortable complacency is
problematic when your favorite phrase in life is wait and see
I’ll need a new beginning, one devoid of second guessing
so I can send a message back instead of never texting

now I know the truth too late to fix the mess I made
my mind still going through scenarios for restless days
but an overdue apology has set the stage
far from all the woes of youth we left behind in second grade 

like when I burnt my toaster strudel, now I’m burning bridges
starting fires just to stop my heart from turning frigid
leave it all behind to travel the eternal distance
and if I make it, maybe you could be the first to witness

Believe Me (Prod. by T3RRV)

PRODUCED BY @zane-gloom

COLLECTIVE @theseusband

MC BAO
versace x venini
I am eating a panini
when I grow up I want
to ride in a zamboni

between the buried and me
best smasher? luigi
I like my rhymes cheesy
my favorite meme is e

I like to eat zucchini 
Because they are healthy
why you still got cds
bet you wear fake yeezys

beat you at halo 3
you dead like avicii
you’re trash gg ez
rest in peace don’t @ me

VICTOR E
versace x venini
I’m cooking dads linguini
I like to keep it pg
fuck that shit so cheeky

it’s friday lets get freaky
I just drank 10 martinis
I phone your girl like e.t.
and then I peace like treaty

I serve you like I’m kiki
got wishes for a genie
please fix my roof its leaky
and get me a new tv

benito mussolini 
I just caught a dratini
download ram for my pc
poof I’ve gone houdini

MISTA FRIEDMAN

I’m comin’ up ready to kill
shootin’ up just for the thrill
think that you can stop me when you’re
not me, let’s be real

versaci be reppin’ my style
Now watch me I’m here for a while
venini be makin’ dat glass for you rats
Yyou see me start kissin’ my ass oh

now let me level with you there is
nothing that you can do so just
sit there watch me leadin’
cuz I’m Mista fuckin’ Friedman

I’m runnin’ for head of the state
becomin’ the best of the slate
you mumble you struggle you crumble you crying 
I killed this rebuttal I ain’t even trying

Versace x Venini (Dream Collaboration) - MC Bao, Victor E, Mista Friedman (Prod. By Zane Gloom)

PRODUCED BY Rawski

COLLECTIVE @theseusband

MISTA FRIEDMAN

uh, motha fuckin’ king of the crop
I’m coming, and I’m gonna go straight to the top
I’m gunnin’, shootin’ for ya shot after shot
best be runnin’ the moment when you hear the beat drop

can’t be tamed, man the shit I do is insane
won’t refrain, cuz you know I do it for the fame
here’s a taste of this race how’s it feel to be in last place
it’s a disgrace to the rap game
you making it a laugh game

man I hope that you’re feeling the shame
because my white hot lyrics here are killin’ your name
go back to your room or your sofa or your box
and maybe make your money sucking other people’s cocks

you can’t be picky, you mothafuckin’ goldilocks
this world is my house, see yourself out with my fucks.
won’t escape this, my greatness, will take this, and make this
into something famous, that’s Mista Friedman basics

CHORUS

ship of theseus
sailing on the open sea
you can come with us
and our first mate victor e

we will have some fun
swimming with manatees
you can be the one
run the seas

VICTOR E

it’s Victor fuckin E put the op in hip hop
catch me at a synagogue got bars like mitzvah
on the beat I turn into a monster, Gitrog
put me in your 99 and I ain’t talkin Hitchcock

yeah, gassed up like a pit stop
style somewhere in between the Glitch Mob and Slipknot
Theseus will make your favorite rapper sound like kids bop
I don’t have to flaunt y’all already know I got a big ego

on the ocean I be reppin’ the bay, and there’s no
way to save your life once I enter the fray, you’ll find the
list of all my flaws is an empty array, so I’ll be
surfin’ on the waves that I was destined to make, from the

rap battles at the middle school pizza parties
now I walk into a club and get some free bacardi
run the seas from the bay to Manila
yo girl call me hun like Attila

CHORUS

Ship Of Theseus Freestyle - THESEUS (Prod. By Rawski)

PRODUCED BY https://soundcloud.com/clutch-trio

MIXED BY https://soundcloud.com/keepitinside

FEATURING
Miss Mimosa
Win95 https://www.twitch.tv/LensLoL
Lil Criossant

listen to the first song https://soundcloud.com/theevictor/cafebabe

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LIL CRIOSSANT

babe you’re so alluring
you could be the next Alan Turing 

VICTOR E

it was just supposed to be another study session
but the two of us locked in a room could feel the tension
all we did was reminisce about the late nights
making apps at hackathons until we saw the daylight

thinking back to years of flirting in our study group
if you were strongly typed I might have missed your subtle clues
you wanted something more while I was tryna pass the class
now we established our connection, time to tap dat ass

you looking like a snack, I just wanna terabyte
so I can have a memory of when we share the night
your body is a graph, execute a bfs
make you cascade in my sheets, css

I’ve been compressed, it feels good to unzip
we can checkout for the night, there’s no need to commit
loading up the terminal for when we start getting touchy
enter chmod 777, getting lucky

take it slow like dial up or faster like its google fiber
let’s exchange our private keys so we can crack the cipher
get the 200 response for all my put requests
press that f5 key feeling so refreshed

MISS MIMOSA

I was waiting for you like a coroutine 
running threads in my head but never messaging 
async and await until our very first date 
so many possibilities to please concurrent functionalities 

let’s flash back to that study sesh
wanted to connect your access points to my greater mesh 
a whole network of memories leading up to that day
was it love? was it lust? I just knew we had a gateway 

wanted to take it slow and get a feel for b-trees
because you seemed a little stressed, just wanted you to feel at ease
you got the hang of it, navigate those branches in reverse 
lookin’ good, had me wanting your depth first search

can’t believe it took so long like I was waiting for a blockchain 
to sync up from that last fork, but now I’m mining
I was feeling low then looked into your eyes, now I’m awake
you showed your proof of work now I’ma claim my proof of stake

WIN95

I remember when windows 95 was in its prime
and I remember a time when I was yours and you were mine
two peas in a pod, you were the key to my pair
wherever we went there was love in the air

we pushed that love to the cloud like AWS
but on the back end I gotta confess, we were a mess
our love was binary, like 1’s and 0’s
the x’s and o’s, the highs and the lows

you say you miss me, wanna kiss me, but you hate me
I’m stuck in this loop and you won’t let me break free
throw the first hit, say the worst things and start shit
why does our love have to be so recursive

but now that you’re gone I can finally see
without you my life's not NP-complete
you kept me secure like cryptography
encrypted my heart with your public key

and this pain won’t end even after years later
I’m a messy string array without a null terminator
wish that somehow we could end up back together
send a git reset so that we could start over

Cafebabe 2: Electric Sheepaloo - Victor E, Miss Mimosa, Win95, Lil Criossant (Prod. by Aquila Beats)

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eshsUhByQXk

opposite of modest, use defog so it ain’t hard to see
shock em with astonish, you’re an Oddish to a Skarmory
trainers paying up like Lori Loughlin after crossing me
rob you of your pokemon, call me rocket Cardi B

pardon me, here to slash and cut some arteries
toxic as a Garbodor I’ll throw you in the trash heap
Scrafty with my lyrics, like a Camerupt I Pack heat
strapped with some pokeballs, keep em where my mag by

hold the rock, I’m Durant, when I hustle hard
way I ride this bike, you would think it was a muscle car
they call me Machamp, cuz I got the haters up in arms
you must have no PP, all I hear is struggle bars

rap leviathan, caught you in a fire spin
team so buff, been taking too many vitamins
lose to me don’t try again too reckless like a Bouffulant
spit some bars up on this track, I just did what Shofu cant

Pokemon Cypher 2019 (Prod. by Matt Houston)

PRODUCED BY @hartcory

MIXED BY @keepitinside

VOICE ACTING BY @drewalweber

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

rolling with my party, I’m about to take initiative
lines are full of treasure all these rappers wanna mimic this
dungeon crawlin master, yeah I got so much experience
fuck with me and you can get dropped like Tiberious

nothing lawful bout my bars, the evidence empirical
lyrics never miss because I got that magic missle flow
mystical, catch these burning hands when I get physical
they be sleeping on me so I spit it extra critical

you know I got swagger
step into a cavern, stabbing goblins with my dagger
I be bashing heads with axes, causing natural disasters
when the job is done, find me chilling at the tavern

yeah it’s quest after quest, always chasing some antagonist
I’m a battle master, bitch, opposite a pacifist
behold my dominance, I run the game like Xanathar
got the deck of many things, don’t want me to pull your card

MAGIC THE GATHERING

you can call me Gonti I’m the lord of luxury
when it comes to slinging spells, you dont wanna fuck with me
always go for the throat, you better hope that I don’t
cuz I’ll beat you black and blue, leave you underground see

I got unlimited power so you could say that’s a lotus
I’m playing real magic while you playing hocus pocus
Athreos, take a hater down the River Styx, 
I’m like Enthralling Victor, you more like a Vizzerdrix

my fans are multiplying like a pack rat
resolving all these fat stacks
getting paid again, that’s a flash back
she the opposite of plain so I tap that
went to a GP, all I saw were ass cracks

these rappers draft chaff, everybody pass that
fuck with my clan, see how this iron works, Matt Nass
lyrical sorcery, my legacy is permanent
better double sleeve this beat because my flows a perfect fit

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

it’s the Evictor and I’m back again
blowing all my stacks of rend
broken as a Kassadin in season 3
catch me flashing in to steal your Baron Nashor 
then I‘ll massacre your team like caster minions on the street

on a warpath, faster than a Hecarim
check the forecast, future looking hecka grim
hear me coming like a Sion in a mecha skin
every time I kill you got your teammates spamming question pings

on the rift, make a nervous twitch, better hit that panic switch
cuz you’re only silver son, pick up your rank
always flex and I ain’t talking bout the queue
wondering who let all these animals out the zoo

Flow is overloaded like a champion by CertainlyT
on a murdering spree, so when you feed please 
don’t take it personally
but you should leave the game quick to unburden your team

yeah I’m sorry but you dropping to bronze
while I slaughter em all
spitting harder than Kog
Faker calls me a god
that’s why I got you on your knees like a pastors son
and my rhymes so hot make a caster come, god damn

Nerdcore Masters (Prod. by hartcory)

PRODUCED BY @cj5_music

MIXED BY @keepitinside

on that 1337 shit I’m the master hacker
find me on the dark web selling stacks of passwords
got some blackmail vids from your macbook capture
bout to cause another fucking Equifax disaster

cuz it doesn’t take long for me to crack these hashes
then I’m in your DB now your facts are backwards
and the FBI is still tryna catch this bastard
but they never get far because I hack them faster

killer in the terminal like the Call of Duty mission
always find a backdoor and I ain’t talkin booty licking
wear a black hat bout to start another superstition
got my rod in your inbox when I’m going fishing

firewalls can’t block me I’m a juggernaut
y’all are faker than a honeypot but my money not
haters going down like a server during DDoS
you can try and block me, but I got your key fob

hear you talking shit cuz I’m in your phone like 4G
and your emails, PEM broke like a corgi
looking like your lyrics are a garbage collection
might catch a virus if you don’t use protection

I don’t keep it anonymous everybody knows my name
I might have to pwn these lames, feed their servers novocaine
grab the mic and go insane, spitting harder than a git reset
I don’t mean no disrespect but you’re a noob you will be next

started out as a young script kiddie
now I got a goth gf with the big tiddies
bout to use a trojan, taking over this city
ready for the pen test, lemme lick kitty

I was scripting, got your ex in my sight
gave her my address, we be texting all night
she wanna get an upgrade to the newest version
so she calling me again like recursion

all the kids at school used to call me such a nerd
now I sell their private info like Zuckerberg
oh you must have heard, I’m the man, Portugal
getting so rich, the bay area’s affordable

call the repo man, check out my Github
been collecting more bills than a strip club
boy you slipped up, messing with a hacker dude
shades with a hoodie up, sippin on some mountain dew

let me demonstrate I’m more than just some hacker rhymes
hold the world up for ransomware to pass the time
like a process I’m killing it, taking over the internet
call this shit encryption cuz you’ll never match my prime

M4ST3R H4CK3R (Prod. by cj5)

PRODUCED BY https://soundcloud.com/way_out_looper

catch me on the beat, bout to go off like a body cam
call your girl then she get me off like I just shot a man
touring in Hawaii now my DMs get a lot of spam
wearing so much ice, turning y’all to hockey fans

flow is sicker than a new disease, listening to Judas Priest
take some painkillers and then wake up on a nudist beach
all my rhymes are duty free, got these people shopping
need umbrellas for my drip, you can call me Mary Poppins

now I’m throwing shade, post your name, and you won’t be back like ocean drake
what’s that on your pants, it looks kinda like a lotion stain
flow insane, they be sleeping on me like a Zoe main
your song gets a single hit and I would say its overplayed

get the axe like Richter’s B, y’all be pushing daisies when I’m 
picking Peach, down B on the track I never miss a beat, 
wear the crown so kiss my feet, call me King K Rool I’m chillin
with my queen so all you Jokers cannot do jack shit to me, let’s go

when I make these sounds, they breaking boundaries
my salary so high that Bezos couldn’t even challenge me
you question if I’m loaded man I call that shit a fallacy
spit more flames than Calgary, take my town straight to the top my crown achievement

body count is higher than in the Lunaris Temple
but make no mistake I also body instrumentals
opposition getting stomped like some fucking goombas
take em out, cleaning house like i was a roomba

praying to the lord, tryna get this bread today
met this chick on Linkedin, checking out her resume
yeah she has an MBA, CSP certified
she got BIG assets, talk about diversified

plus a massive credit score, you know I got a fetish for em
met my friends with benefits on an investment fetish forum
says she wants a child but I ain’t tryna be the Mandaloran
don’t even text her back, if my band is touring

like a Sol Ring I’m ahead of the curve, making you question whatever you heard
look has it ever occurred to you that there has never been someone this clever with words
crazy rich asian my cheddar absurd, feels like I’m living in heaven on earth
in quarantine bout to sever a nerve and get down with the sickness forever disturbed

Tent In Quarantino (Prod. by DIESCREAM)

lyrics cheesier than pizza

part of @theseusband

Victor E

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