When someobody ventures upon insult, you're going to want to vow revenge. Listen recount our first times vowing revenge and you'll be prepared for the inevitable first time you have to do it.

Vowed Revenge Upon Someone

We talk about our first times sparking real change in the world, instigating a revolution. We hope you listen so that when you find things changing around you, you're prepared.

Instigated a Revolution

We talk about our first times being chased by murderous, silent killers, because we are all about safety. Think of this as a PSA. You'll want to know what to do when you inevitably are in this situation.

Were Pursued by a Silent Killer

Sean and Jack talk about their first times ever having to solve a series of riddles and puzzles in order to survive. It's their most convoluted episode yet; if only we knew then what we know now.

Solved Puzzles to Survive

Jack and Sean talk about the first time they each had to use their quick wits to slay an inhumanly strong enemy. Sean's was Bigfoot, Jack's was some tall guy who was standing in front of him at a concert. We've all been there.

Deceived a Monster

We talk about our first times being widely identified as the sole savior in some sort of prophecy, be it fantastical or technological.

Were Recognized as the Chosen One in a Prophecy

We talk about our first time reanimating a corpse, Sean's quest to create a dad cooler than his fake and now deceased one.

Created a Monster Out of Dead Body Parts

The first time we ever ended this podcast... was today. On the final episode of The First Time We... Jack and Sean explain the deal which allowed them to make this whole show in the first place and why it's coming to an end now. 

To our fans, who because of the devil are so few, good luck in all your future endeavours, all your future first times. We will miss you. Goodybye now.

Made a Deal with the Devil

Now that the semesters over and we're not in Podcasting 101 anymore due to failing it really badly, we created a new page to post episodes for our remedial podcasting winter course, PCST001: Creating Bare-Minimum-Coherency Voice Recordings. All new episodes of the show will be posted to this account from here on out.

A weekly <10 minute podcast where every Monday and Thursday we (your two hosts, Jack and Sean) talk candidly about our first experiences with some of the everyday activities everyone has to learn how to do, like riding the metro, grocery shopping, or asking someone out. 

Link to first 24 episodes: https://soundcloud.com/thefirsttimewe

The First Time We... Vol. 2