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What the soapy bubble did you just soaping say about me, you engineer? I’ll have you know I graduated with first class honours in computer science, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret programs' developments, and I have over 300 confirmed 'make rocket nozzle' buttons in AutoCAD. I am trained in talking shit and being condescending as fuck numerous programming languages and I’m the top coder in the entire IT department of Bumfuck Nowhere. You are nothing to me but just another overtrained engineer. I will do your job with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my computerised words. You think you can get away with telling me what engineers really do? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am getting my team to learn high school physics and your precious little degrees are being nulled right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your job. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make your iPhone casing in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in intellectual conversation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the MATLAB library and I will use it to its full extent to solve your miserable Navier-Stokes equations, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “soapy” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have popped your fucking bubble. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn engineer. I will shit Python all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking fired, kiddo.

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Elon Is Love. Elon Is Life

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I launched from STS-31 on the Space Shuttle Discovery in 1990, and I’ve been involved in numerous missions to discover the origins of the universe, and I have over 1.3 million confirmed observations. I am trained in deep space spectroscopy and I’m the top ultraviolet imager in NASA’s network of telescopes. You are nothing to me but just another IR imager. I will wipe you the fuck out with wideband visibility the likes of which has never been seen before in this thermosphere, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Deep Space Network? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my control center at Goddard Space Flight Center and your orbital position is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your primary mission. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be orbiting anywhere, anytime, and I can photograph you in over five different ways, and that’s just with my bare imagers. Not only am I extensively trained in photon detection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable chassis out of the gravitational pull of the Sun, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tracking and data relay satellite. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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