Past the speed of light
Past the speed of sound
Whether in the air
Or upon the ground
He's the one you want
When it's coming down
He's the one we need
when Dangers all around

Pecker Head
Not a man
The hardest cock
In all the land
Pecker head
Rolling hard
When earths in trouble
Never far

Asteroid alert
Comet coming fast
We need a hero pecker head
To save our ass
He'll fly up into space and
Dick that fucker down
He's the one we need when
Shit starts going down

Pecker head
Hard as brass
Taking names and
Tapping ass
Pecker head
Ain't he great? Don't
wear no tights
Don't need no cape

Chilling on burritos
Never eating swine
He's the illest drummer
Never loses time
Never see him sweating
Always chill as fuck
Bad ass motherfucker
Drives a monster truck

Pecker head
Walking round
Protect the earth
When danger round
Pecker head
Super stud
Always hard
And down to fuck

The Ballad of Peckerhead

Dixon Butts

Dixon Butts The Remix

DONALD TRUMP IS KGB
SO IS FUCKING HILLARY
COMMIES IN THE GOP
RED STAR FLAG OVER DC

RUSSIAN SPIES UNDER My BED
VLADIMIR PUTIN WANTS ME DEAD
COMMUNIST FORCES ALL AROUND
SOVIET PARATRROOPERS COMING DOWN

DONALD TRUMP IS KGB
SO IS FUCKING HILLARY
COMMIES IN THE GOP
RED STAR FLAG OVER DC

RUSSIANS WATCHING WHEN I SLEEP
VLADIMIR PUTIN WATCHEs ME
COMMUNIST FORCES STOLE MY SOCK
SOVIET UNION NEVER STOPS

DONALD TRUMP IS KGB
SO IS FUCKING HILLARY
COMMIES IN THE GOP
RED STAR FLAG OVER DC

RUSSIAN SPIES UNDER MY BED
CNN IS IN MY HEAD
NEW YORK TIMES OUR ONLY HOPE
SAVE US now WASHINGTON POST

DJT is KGB

I don't care what you say
Ain't wearing no pants today
Don't wanna go out and play
Alone in my room I stay

I wont wear them if I like
This is how I live my life
I just let it all hang out
While I'm laying on the couch

I don't care what they say
Ain't taking no bath today
I smell like a rotten egg
Tomato sauce on my legs

I don't wanna wash my face
This is how I spend my days
I got Cheetos on my chest
I'm a stinking rotten mess

I don't care what you say
Ain't going to work today
The bosses can kiss my ass
My next check will be my last

I'm not going in today
You can mail me my pay
I would find another job
If I wasn't such a slob

No Pants Day

C is for Clusterfuck

Frames

Story Of Me

It's all red versus blue on my cable tv
But It's all sounding like some bullshit to me
Talking heads selling hatred is all that I see
Which group of liars should I believe

We're all insane in the USA
We've all got crayons stuck in our brains
I say fuck you and you say fuck me
Cause we're all insane in the USA

Full of opinions but we're full of shit
And That's all you need to know about politics
It's all us versus them cuz we're idiots
Too dumb to realize that we're hypocrites

Cuz we're all assholes in the USA
and every asshole's got something to say
I say fuck you and you say fuck me
Cuz we're all assholes in the USA

It's all red versus blue on my cable tv
But It's all sounding like some bullshit to me
Talking heads selling hatred is all that I see
Which group of liars should I believe

We're all insane in the USA
We've all got crayons stuck in our brains
I say fuck you and you say fuck me
Cause we're all insane in the USA

The Fudge Monkeys