*Am I on?*

*Ladies and Gentlemen, here I am*

*Wait a minute, somethings happening...I can make out a small beam of light rising up against the mirror*
...

Crimson distortion was all that you craved
My..
Oh my...
Ruby radio wave

Head's in the clouds,
Your mind's in a cave
Fear is the line between stupid and brave
Oh, I wish that I could save

My ruby radio wave
I wish that I could save my 
Ruby radio wave
I wish that I could save my 
Ruby radio wave

Hitch a ride to the countryside,
Just to save my 
Ruby radio wave
Don't want to hear you rant and rave
My ruby radio wave

The sun is rising
Behind her eyes and
Hypnotizing me to misbehave
My ruby radio wave

My ruby radio
Wave goodbye 
Cause its the end of the show
Never forgot and I never forgave
I tried my best but I could not save
My ruby radio wave

I wish that I could save my
My ruby radio wave 
I wish that I could save my
My ruby radio wave
Took a dive to the silver tide just to save my
Ruby radio wave
Forgot about the love that I gave
Ruby radio wave

You were always gunnin' (bang bang!)
So I started runnin'
If looks could kill you'd put me in the grave

My ruby radio wave(ruby radio wave)
My ruby radio wave(ruby radio wave) 
My ruby radio wave(ruby radio wave)
My ruby radio wave(ruby radio wave)
My ruby radio wave(ruby radio)

*This concludes our broadcast today; Goodnight and God bless America*

Ruby Radio Wave

The Funk Police!

From dusk to dawn I forget myself 
Disregard the past
You better hurry catch the last train
Or the seven wonders won’t last

In twilight town 
Where the mirror is a heartache 
Dark, lost, traverse 
Have a soul but no body 

It’s all neon lights
The sun shines at night 
It’s always so bright 
In Twilight Town(take me down to twilight town)

It’s all just a game 
A disease in the brain 
Seeking fortune and fame 
In Twilight town (take me down to twilight town)

Twilight town 
Where the mirror is a heartache 
Dark, lost, traverse 
Have a soul but no body x2

Atomic rays of fire reign 
Down from the Sky 
Set the town ablaze
Run for your life 

It’s all an illusion 
So pay your dues 
After all it was always my 
Mind to lose 

Monuments in twilight 
In twilight town 
Ashes, fallen from grace 
Swept from the ground 

Now I’m living in twilight 
In twilight town 
With the rest of the lost 
Who were never found 

Twilight Town x3 

In twilight town 
Where the mirror is a heartache 
Dark, lost, traverse  
Have a soul but no body x2

Twilight Town x4

Twilight Town

You’re so fine
You blow my mind(x2)

Finer than that bloody switch blade 
Stabbed me in the heart
You’re a poison dart
And a work of art 

Out of breath  
Your kiss of death
A sure and vital sign 
Got me on the line 
You’re so fine 

You’re so fine 
You blow my mind(x2)

Up for hours
Garden flowers
Sights to behold 
Never getting old
How quickly we unfold 

No more forcing 
Mind distorting 
Daylight never shines
Stopping all the time 
You’re so fine 

Whyyyyyyy 
Blow my mind 
You’re so fine 
Blow my mind
 

You’re so fine
You blow my mind(x2)

You’re So Fine

Driving uptown, I see you…
It’ll be alright…
Just gotta hold my breath 
And pray… 

You can only be nice
Only you

Thought we could start anew…
Chapter in our lives 
Then you just walk away 
And ignore my plea 

Only You

Lifting you higher 
Whispers and liars aren’t so strange today

You can only be nice 
Only you

Coughing out a lung to sing my
Song about a ghost 
Why you have you gone astray
I’ve seen better days 

Only You

Longing to hold you
Skipping a heart beat for baby bloo…
Baby bloo…
Baby bloo…
Lifting you higher 
Whisperers and liars aren’t so strange today

You can only be nice
Only you

U Can Only Be Nice

I’m first in line 
To the end of time 
Stop on a dime
At the scene of the crime

I’m flying away
I could never stay
Sunny days
Lost within the haze 
It’s ok
To cry on my shoulder 
I won’t be your lonely placeholder 

Its getting older
Darker and colder
Not gonna be your 
Lonely placeholder

I’m feeling low
Won’t sell my soul
Just goes to show 
That there’s nowhere to go 

Coming down 
When you’re not around
Leaving town 
In a golden crown 
It’s ok
To cry on my shoulder 
I won’t be your lonely placeholder 


I thought I told ya 
Won’t be your placeholder 
You’re gonna lose your 
Your only placeholder (x2)

Placeholder Blues

Thank you for riding the Ruby Radio Wave
I'm your host; Mr. Sandwich Man
This is F.U.N.K.F.M.
The Funk Police, signing off

F.U.N.K.F.M.
Funk around
F.U.N.K.F.M.
And find out

Saying goodbye, 
So long,
Farewell, 
Adios, 
Saying goodbye, 
So long, 
Farewell,
We'll meet again..
We'll meet again...
and again and again
and again...

F.U.N.K.F.M.
Funk around
F.U.N.K.F.M.
And find out 

"You all saw him, 
He had a gun." 

F.U.N.K.F.M. 
Funk around
F.U.N.K.F.M. 
And find out...

F.U.N.K.F.M.

Musical duo consisting of Eric Hecker and Joe Karmazyn. @TheFunkPuhlease on Twitter for updates. @the.funk.puhlease on Instagram

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