Lyrics:
Yelling out in the darkness
Screaming your name
Born on a Tuesday
Without any shame
I said it almost 8 times
Of this I'm almost certain
Let me do it my way
It's really not your burden

I'm fucked up and insane
I'm crying on our first date
The umbilical cord in my brain
Makes me question my certain fate

My life, the circle of pain
Broken clock, right twice a day
Trying to fully explain
Please help God, what do I say?
I'm not pathetic
I'm just out of ways to put it nicely
If you'd understand
There's no way to say all this concisely

Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths
Nate VanDerPol - Drums on Aquarium

Music by Ant Airdo
Lyrics by Ant Airdo
Production by Ant Airdo
Mixed by Ant Airdo
Mastered by Ant Airdo

Cover art by Dale Ziemianski

Happy To You

Aquarium

Lyrics:
You've read 20 whole books this year
Since you were 10 you've known you're queer
You'd rather be at home than be right here
You can't help but say shit that's too sincere

I don't think that anything will go wrong tonight
With weird white women it will always be alright
They'll love you, faults and all:
Sex, drugs, and alcohol
'Cause weird white women will always stand by your side

You're an old lady in disguise
You wish that you weren't unwise
You cannot handle harsh goodbyes
You have the most beautiful eyes

I don't think that anything will go wrong tonight
With weird white women it will always be alright
They'll love you, faults and all:
Sex, drugs, and alcohol
'Cause weird white women will always stand by your side

I know I'm fucking crazy
I know you could up and leave me
I want to be your fantasy
Please, I'm a manic pixie

Please don't go cause I really need you here tonight
The way that your skin is so soft, peachy, and white
I love you most of all
My cuckoo cannonball
My weird white women, I will stay right by your side

Weird white women
Weird white women
Weird white women
Weird white women

Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths
Troy Delaney - Drums

Music by Ant Airdo
Lyrics by Ant Airdo
Production by Ant Airdo
Mixed by Ant Airdo
Mastered by Ant Airdo

Cover art by Dale Ziemianski

Happy To you

Weird White Women

I went to help you do the things you said you needed to
I took your hand and off we went to pass the interview
But the way things are now has got me feeling déjà vu
Cause you left me on the corner of buttfuck avenue

I'll never understand why you behave the way you do
I'll never give in to the thought that is a good worldview
At the very least I think I deserve a true thank you
But now I understand that you people always fall through

I'm moving on
I'm moving on

I walk the hardest walk to live the way I think is true
I watched the whole world turn your body into a statue
You carved your way into my skin like a fucked-up tattoo
I'll start anew, thorn in my shoe, I will always love you

I'll never understand why you behave the way you do
I'll never give in to the thought that is a good worldview
At the very least I think I deserve a true thank you
But now I understand that you people always fall through

I'm moving on
I'm moving on
I'm moving on
I'm moving on
I'm moving on
credits
released September 13, 2024
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars
Rose Sunseri - Vocals, guitars
Kobi Schieke - Guitars
Troy Delaney - Drums

Lyrics & music by Ant Airdo

Production by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Willsey

Cover art by Ant Airdo

Moving On

What about the music, man?
What about the plans that we had?
What about my "stupid" band?
I reached out and you never grabbed my hand
It all makes sense, time for revenge
It all makes sense

I read those texts regarding me
Saying you're so in love with me
Now that I know the full story
You look like such a man, baby
Stupid me, thinking we were comrades
You ruined the small chance you never had
Never been a big fan of boy bands
But you found your crowd
And I'm so glad
Cause a manbaby could never ever get with me
And I can't be stopped
By a phony little manbaby

Shouldn't've gotten close
Should've crushed your hopes sooner
As a taken fucking woman
At least I have a sense of humor
How I wish it just stayed business
You could've asked for my forgiveness
Leave, just leave before I kick you out that door

Bring back the times when
I thought you cared just like a brother
I'm mostly sad because
I'm really gonna miss your mother
Gone are the days when we'd drink
And roam your neighborhood streets
No man is kind unless you'll join him in the sheets
credits
released September 13, 2024
Rose Sunseri - Vocals, guitars
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars
Tommy Boardman - Guitars, bitchin' solo
Troy Delaney - Drums

Lyrics & music by Rose Sunseri
Additional music by Ant Airdo

Production by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Willsey

Cover models are Rose Sunseri and Kovu
Cover art by Ant Airdo

Manbaby

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