The Burrito Song Part 2

President Tiny Cock

Gaucamole Party + Who Called T

We are The Guacamole Police. Hailing from different parts of North America, we are based out of the Live Music Capital of the World, Austin, TX. Our sound is described as an extreme opposite of less is more. Our influences include the inescapable desire of promoting guacamole as a superior chip dip, and our drummer’s desire to earn the unattainable love of his fathers.
 
After purchasing discounted dime store quality equipment, we are proud to be in the music scene working on becoming the hardest working guacamole fueled musicians the likes of which have never been seen. We are currently playing local shows, venturing out into the vast landscape that is Texas on mini-tours , and recording our first album at Wire Recording Studio on and off and on again.
 
The band members are all accomplished people who have all graduated high school at some point. They have different views on the existence of the moon, but all agree on the high probability of extraterrestrial life living among us here on Earth. Unlike many professional musicians in the world today The Guacamole Police take pride in being dog people.