this is so bad, but i kinda like it... only TheGuy can pull this shit

All Aboard the Shitpost Express

Katy Perry - Dark Horse
x
The Killers - Somebody Told Me

A Dark Horse Told Me

This, Yeah, This

50 Cent overcompensates his sipping abilities.

STBB 376

Thank you for the votes last week! This week everyone has sample Saint-Saëns' "Carnival Of The Animals" and rearrange the acapella to "Suit & Tie" to form new sentences
(http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showtopic=25904).

Yall are really good sports about that.

hear all the beats here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

FREE HERE

Justin Learns Something At The Zoo (STBB 376, feat. Leonard Bernstein, Jay Z, and Wu Tang)

divine (pitched up)

Check out the official "Do" music video, by Cyranek! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS3BI-nl_w8

Inspired by @neilcic, an early thank you for 600 followers.

youtube.com/watch?v=1iHkqgKMBDc

Roundarock

Okay it's Childish Gambino, homegirl, drop it like a parked car
Move, white girls, like nigga with a hard R
Move, black girls, 'cause man fuck it I'll do bitches
I love pussy, I love pussy; dude, I should be running pussy
In Adidas with a hard R, bitches be all over me
My green is like an accent mark, your green is 'bout the ovaries
This Asian dude I parked his car and now he got that ovary
My dick is like a nigga mark; it's all about the hard E's

Hot like an Asian dick
I sound weird like (something that sounds weird)
Fly like the nigga on Gambino's 440
Eating groceries like these Asian girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, vodka for the grown men
Vodka in the islands looking for nigga like hard R
I made PETA retarded so I'm calling it a Pearl Jam
Nigga and I know it man - kill beef, hard R

[CHORUS]
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burning everything you motherfuckers talkin' bout
(x2)

The niggas are afraid of him
'Cause I'm a beast, bitch, grr! Adidas Zim
Gambino is a rapper dude: fuck you, fuck me
Brand new whip for these niggas with a hard R
Told me I was awful and that shit did not fuck me
Tell me how I suck again? My memory is parked car
"You're my favorite B-O-O!" Yeah, dude, I better be
Or you can fucking fuck my Earl, human Toejam
You wanna see my dick? I ain't childish
You wanna see my girl? Check ass crack
"Man, why does every Asian actor gotta hard R?"
I don't know! All I know is I'm the parked car

You know these rapper dudes talk shit, pay me
Fuck that, got pussy like a parked car
I'm from the South, ain't got no ass, don't know why
So this rap is child's play; I do my name like Princess Di
Yeah, they say they want the real Earl, rap about my Toejam
Told me I should talk shit; first of all you talk bitch
Second 'all, you talk like you haven't given up yet
Rap's parked car: yeah, you hate me but you will respect

[CHORUS]

I put in work, ask Asian dude
I put my ass on the track like a parked car
Played this for my pussy, now he can't even park straight
"Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a hard R!"
Shoutout to my Asian dudes, they represent the Ludwig
Shoutout to Gambino girls, my dick is in my groceries
I know you fuck cause your dick is like an accent mark
I like black girls who Asian but when they dance, they be saying "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I'm sorry for who kiss my ass
I'm chilling with a Filipina at your local parked car
Yeah, I'm in her human centipede
So if you see my hand under the table, don't kiss my ass
I don't talk soft, that's that Asian dude
I'm screaming "Casey Anthony" like I ain't seen the sky
The shit I'm doing this year? Like a parked car
Made the beat then murdered it; with a hard R

[CHORUS]

These rappers don't know what to fuck
Cause all I do is kill beef like a loony PETA
And I'll give you hard R till there's nigga left
I swear this summer will be summer "Camp," bitch

[CHORUS]

Bow Fow

FIFTEEN CARS

The ultimate meme mashup thing. I'm not sure where I was going with this but enjoy.

Epic Cool Mega Meme Mashup Pt. 4

it physically hurt me to make this

whats happening forum

i love soundcloud but i hate the miniscule 3 hours they give you

anyways yeah imma just keep making mashups

especially for HALLOWEEN

Shrek Wazowski (NEW ACCOUNT)

Generic 2010 Pop Song

boys.


Sources:
Riverside - Sidney Samson
Boys - Lizzo


(Holy crap, thank you all so much for 39000 plays! I hope you all enjoyed listening.)

Riverside Boys (Mashup)

Another themed mashup.
ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT THAT NO-ONES GONNA PAY ATTENTION TO:
I'm working on a mixtape of themed mashups, about 10 tracks in total, coming real soon (about half are already on soundcloud, half arent).

Sources:
Justice - Fire
Childish Gambino - Bonfire
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
Pyro Samples
Nelly - Hot In Here
Kero Kero Bonito - When The Fires Comes
Big Shaq - Mans Not Hot

F I R E

HERE COMES A FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't you hate having only 3 hours of upload time?
https://soundcloud.com/theguy-v3-because-why
https://soundcloud.com/theguy-two-the-mashupenning
https://soundcloud.com/theguy-the-meme-master

if you wanna join my very cool discord server, call 1800-yo-mama
https://discord.gg/xtFKjw5

Shrek Wazowski (NEW ACCOUNT)

TheGuy V.4

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