04 Baby Nolte

USS cygnus sucked down a black hole. Max murdered the last of my crew.
That's what my killer red robot was built for. Vincent drilled the hole that I piss through.
I'm still in maxamillian, Just in case you wanted to know.
Chillin in my maxamillian, Gettin kinda claustrophobe.
Bullshit to do on this hot ass mountaintop. Blood boilin' I'm starting to smell.
Up and down, spinning my blades around, Fuckin stuck like a nut in a shell
I'm still in maxamillian. Just in case you wanted to know.
Chillin in my maxamillian, Gettin kinda claustrophobe.

08 Still In Maximilian

Cloned inside a fuckin’ cow’s womb.  Born to fight the clone of Thulsa Doom.
Grab your horse and check your team.  Sharpen your sword he’s just as mean.
Nothing worse than getting killed for fun.  Especially by the man who’s a copy of the real one.
Grab your horse and check your team.  Sharpen your axe he’s just as mean.
They call him Clonan.  Not the real Barbarian. But oh damn, He can still Hack off a limb
Oh damn!  It’s Clonan!

11 Clonan

Bald guy. Lot of fat. Bald guy. Lot of fat. Bald guy!
He’s fat and he’s bald.  don’t even care about it at all.
He don’t mind if we think he’s lame cause hes a…Real fat bald guy today!
Bald guy. Lot of fat. Bald guy. Lot of fat. Bald guy!
He's roundin' like a ball, he don't care about his diet at all.
heart attack on the way, cause hes a real fat bald guy today!
Bald guy. Lot of fat. Bald guy. Lot of fat. Bald guy!
He’s fat and he’s bald. He’s fat and he’s bald.
Back hair clogs the drain, he's a real fat bald guy today!


10 R.F.B.G.

01 Prepare To Scream

06 Chewie Got Shotgun

I‘m a smoker, yes I am.  I smoke in California.  
The state’s gotta plan to put a smoking ban in all the bars around ya’.
Come gather ‘round people gonna tell you a story about what’s going on in our country.  
I tell you this now, it has absolutely nothing to do with democracy.
’Cause I‘m a smoker, yes I am. I smoke in California.
The state’s gotta plan to put a smoking ban in all the bars around ya’.
I smoke pot  all the time. I smoke it in my house.
I think i got the Right to blow my mind as long as I’m in my house.
’Cause I‘m a smoker, yes I am. I smoke in California.
The state’s gotta plan to put a smoking ban in all the bars around ya’.


09 Smokin' California

Woke up one morning...Went to the fridge.
In my dismay...There’s nothing in it.
I’m hungry.  There isn’t any milk & I’m Hungry
I’m getting mad now. There aint any milk in town.  
I got a strong cow.  Ain’t gettin’ NO MILK NOW!
I’M HUNGRY! There isn’t any milk!
Mo nore nilk mow


05 Mo Nore Nilk Mow

Gamma Bomb...explode in my face.  I’m a bomb.  I’m a threat to the human race.
Mr. McGee,  don’t try and stop me.  Mr. McGee, You wouldn’t  like me when i’m angry!
Cause I’m the HULK!!!
Gamma Bomb... explode in my face.  Banners gone. I’m a threat to the human race.
Puny Army Try and stop me.  All efforts to no Avail.
Hulk do good for the country.  Raaaaah... All hail the HULK!!!



07 The Hulk

I'm the damn capt of this busted ass ship, scalliwags get to fucking work
get swabbin up the stalls, me canon and me balls.
I'm a get drunk and go berserk
arrr! yo ho ho ho
arrrr! yo ho ho ho
Dirt beard on me bloody ol wench, stanky from her dirty sick socks
Just roll em of her stumps, suckin whisky from a pump, Bunyun soup in the pot
arrr! yo ho ho ho
arrrr! yo ho ho ho
Tickle me plank darlin'.
Shiver me member.
Avast! scabbin boy, fetch me some cheese
yo ho
yo ho
yo ho

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