LYRICS

Skatbadabdadaboodoobadsdasjnjechbcshdbcmacshbcjasdfksdhjfskdjn
HARRY RAMSDEN!!!

Ski-be-dee-be-dee-bop-battered-cod... (x4)

Beeeeeee bop bop battered cod...(x4)

Skabadabadaboodeebadabrrrbrrrrajsadaknjksnjkasx

The chip shop's always open one way or another
But there's passcodes on the bogs
As a matter of fact, there's so much cod to go 'round
And paying customers can s**t till it blocks
Everybody rants about the mushy peas
But in fact they're made by Princes
With as many as two thousand stores UK-wide
It's the best fresh cod you can find in the world...Harry Ramsden!
(Harrrrryyyyyyy Raaaaaamsssssdddeeeennn)

Scatmandu - Harry Ramsden Scat

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I collect public hair on my bowls
I enjoy Penguin Biscuits by the box
I have a machine that shatters me
Oui oui oui oui je m'appelle...Red Pasty
These crisps are delicious!
Fat belly (x4)
Wunderbar! BLAMPF!

(assorted cut and paste, think Paul Hardcastle "19" but worse)

Moules Frites - Blampf

LYRICS:

I am Harry Ramsden with a pocketful of cod (x2)

I am fishing and I'm battering
I am frying and I'm serving

£8.99 is a reasonable deal
Compared to high street prices it's actually quite a steal

Served with chips and mushy peas it's like a fishy melody (x2)

I was born in Milan and my hero is me nan
She used to sing a special song
Bom bada bom bada bom bada bom
When I opened my first branch
The locals nearly shattered their pants
Bom bada bom bada bom bada bom (x2)

That's not Harry Ramsden, that's an impersonator
Just ask me any question and I'll answer with credibility

Question number one: do you like public transport?
Sì
I mean, yes
I mean, ja
I mean, tuna steak!

(Treno regionale di Trenitalia...prossima fermata Harry Ramsden...)

Just like Richard Branson said, my favorite band are Right Said Fred
The way that they would sing of God reminds me of fresh battered cod
William Shakespeare said to me, there's plenty more fish in the sea
Tony Blair once bragged at me, the condiments all come for free
That man in fact is just a fraud
I specialize in chips and cod!

Bom bada bom bada bom bada bom
Boing boom BLAMPF!!!

Ten times this
Ten times that
Two times this
Two times that

I am Harry Ramsden with a pocketful of cod
Sono Harry Ramsden col merluzzo nella tasca
Ich bin Harry Ramsden mit Kabeljau in meine Tasche
Oui oui oui oui je m'appelle Harry Ramsden
(and other assorted languages)

---Watch out for Krapwurst's forthcoming album "Zis Is Ze Autobahn"---

Krapwurst - Pocketful Of Cod

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Hahaha...good luck trying to figure them out!

Peter Peter Peters - Channel 4 News

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My sweet cod (Harry Ramsden)
My sweet cod (fish now fish now)
My sweet cod (Harry Harry)
I really wanna fry you (Harry fish now)
I really wanna fry you (fish now fish now)
I really wanna coat you in some thick breadcrumbs
My cod (Coca Cola)

My sweet cod (hook and line caught)
My cod (dolphin friendly)
My cod (Harry fish now)
I really wanna serve you (Harry Ramsden)
I really wanna eat you (Harry Harry)
I really wanna serve you up with some sweet mushy peas
My cod (Ramsden Ramsden)

My sweet cod (fish now fish now)
Tasty haddock
Oh my cod

(instrumental batterlude)

My cod (Harry Ramsden)
My sweet cod (fish now fish now)
My cod (dolphin friendly)
I really wanna fry you (better than Wetherspoons)
I really wanna fry you (better than Nando's)
I really wanna coat you in some thick breadcrumbs
My cod (Harry Ramsden)

My s...cod
My sweet cod

George Haddockson & Paul McCodney - My Sweet Cod (demo 1985)

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