Vicenarian Highlights

A couple of treasure hunters remembering their glory days

We Left Our Fingerprints On Everything

Based on the book Reservation Blues by Sherman Alexie

Song For Junior Polaktin

Short Song About Trust

A cover of Pure Heat by the Mountain Goats thats a little different from the original.

Pure Heat

Punchline

I was never in it for the treasure. How I loved the sense of adventure. I never wanted the treasure. I didn't care about the gold. All I ever really wanted was your love. Truth be told

We think we know where this road goes, but we know nothing except which way the wind blows.

Take a tour bus to the  Erebuni Fortress. Blend in with a crowd and scope it out. Look for an entrance to the hidden room that the cosmic fortune cookies told us about .

Markings above a hole in the temple wall match the ones on the strange stone ball that we found in Bitlis Province. I thought you'd be excited but it looked like something was eating at your conscience. At the time I dismissed the thought as nonsense

We easily sneak in later that night when no ones around. Then I thought I heard footsteps but you said you didn't hear a sound. So I place the stone in its home in the wall and a staircase emerges leading underground.

Our flashlights illuminate our wildest dreams, but nothing this golden is ever as pure as it seems. I feel a pistol pressed up against my head. If I make one wrong move a deep raspy voice tells me I'll be dead. I fear for your life when you walk over to him, until I see you kiss him that is. You say "sorry darling" as you grab hold of his hand. Then his men tie me up and throw me in a van.

From the window I watch you and him load up the long lost treasure into the van next to the one I'm in. Then you disappear into the wind. A big burly man holding a knife asks me if I've lived a good life.

The lights shine brightest when you think you're never going to see them again

The heartless Artichokes