always seek medical advice if you are in doubt about any lumps, bumps, marks or rashes . they have seen and heard it all before and could put your mind at rest 

lipstick on my dipstick 

I gotta red mark on my willy
and I don't know what it is
so I went off to the doctor 
for his diagnosis 
he looked at it and poked at it
and then started to laugh 
he said that it wur lipstick
and I really need a bath 

I got lipstick all round my dipstick
and I don't know where its from
but with a little bit of soap and water 
pretty soon it will be gone
the doctor put my mind at rest 
it was a big relief
with a little bit of soap and water 
there be clean skin underneath
I got lipstick all round my dipstick
and I don't know where its from
and I don't know where its from


so I went up to the bathroom 
and I jumped in to the tub
I put my hands around it 
and I gave it a good scrub
I listened to what the doctor said
I followed his advise
but it felt so bloody good
that I had to wash it twice

I got lipstick all round my dipstick
and I don't know where its from
but with a little bit of soap and water 
pretty soon it will be gone
the doctor put my mind at rest 
it was a big relief
with a little bit of soap and water 
there be clean skin underneath
I got lipstick all round my dipstick
and I don't know where its from
and I don't know where its from
and I don't know where its from
and I don't know where its from

2010

Lipstick On My Dipstick Original song

Little Stones Banjo Mix Sc.WAV

Dead Rat

Candles Live, the original version is on my CD Off The Tube 

Candles The Hedge Inspectors Original Krabbers Song.

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Flip Flops and Stripey Socks

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The Hedge Inspectors live
Straight from the desk - This is what they heard
Eastbourne - Gloucester 2019
The Bracklesham Bay Ukulele Weekend
The Big House In The South
All Songs Written and Performed By The Hedge Inspectors

The Tower  - The Hedge Inspectors - Live At The Big House In The South - Gloucester

No Bells One Whistle 

Encore - Bump Uglies  - The Hedge Inspectors - Live At The Bracklesham Bay Ukulele Weekender

Afterlife  - The Hedge Inspectors - Live at The Bracklesham Bay Ukulele Weekender

Preowned  - The Hedge Inspectors - Live At The Bracklesham Bay Ukulele Weekender

Angry Bees  - The Hedge Inspectors - Live at The Bracklesham Bay Ukulele Weekender

Empty On My Side - The Hedge Inspectors - Live At The Bracklesham Bay Ukulele Weekender

Leave Me Alone - The Hedge Inspectors
A Hedged up remix of "Leave Me Alone" from "Off The Tube" 2010
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Leave Me Alone

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Empty On My Side  - The Hedge Inspectors
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Empty on my side

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Close To The Hedge -  The Hedge Inspectors

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