His Name Is Hate

Crawlspace Morgue

Sadistic Seduction

Big Man On Campus

Diamorphine Freedom

Master Of The Flesh

Father Stalker

Dead Whore River

Father Stalker remix by Kristopher Rabbit

We are your drug induced nightmares. 

The Human Monsters was founded one dark and gloomy night in the state with the highest amounts of suicide. Two men, who were simultaneously carrying rotting corpses to the landfill, inadvertently ran into each other. Instead of turning each other in, they made an agreement to begin to play music together and assist each other in the disposal of the bodies. These men, for identity purposes are known as "That One Guy" and "The Other Guy", started to haphazardly play instruments together and finally got the sound they were looking for after "That One Guy", who was in a heroin induced panic attack, accidentally dropped a severed arm on "The Other Guy"'s guitar.

After playing together for well over 23 years the two men finally decided to record the noises they have worked together on. Since just about every single drummer in the world is a flake "That One Guy" and "The Other Guy" uncommonly agreed on using a computer since it never talks back. After many years of drug overdoses and eluding the Mexican Mafia under assumed names The Human Monsters have finally released their debut album "Daddy's Butcher Shop" which is available now.