Winston Churchill's Cypress Hill tribute act.

LYRICS:

To the one on the throne
We salute
God bless you, ma’am
And your Royal fam
Now scram, Meghan
Back to Uncle Sam
Damn
We’re furious and made of ham
Don’t make us get the ships out
Rule Britannia
We’ll come and loot shit and cause big droughts
Ehh! The thought of maybe
Brown babies
My mouth’s foaming like I’ve got rabies
So let Prince Harry go
He’s one of us
And you’re not, *you know*
It’s happening again
Yes, jolly old Blighty’s going insane

Insane in the Brit Brain
Insane in the brain
Insane in the Brit Brain
Insane in the brain
Insane in the Brit Brain
Crazy insane! Got Brit Brain!
Insane in the Brit Brain
Insane in the brain

Cypress Churchill - "Insane in the Brit Brain"

Just another day of smashing peaceful faces
Kettle crowds and stir shit up, you know, the basics
Cracking skulls with shields, the press won’t want to know
They’ll even say the opposite, go full bizarro

I’ll send a frightened dog to your throat
I’ll send a frightened dog to your throat
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a throttle, yeah

The Bristol Police - "Message in a Throttle"

It’s oh so quiet
It’s oh so still
No massive corruptions
And so peaceful until

There’s Sturgeon stuff 
Zing boom!
Or Labour Left guff
Zing boom!
That’s real news
Wow bam!
I’ve got an unnamed source at Number 10
Who calls me every now and then
To say, “Everything’s rosy, hen”
Then it’s over, and then…
It’s nice and quiet
But soon again
Call a protest a riot

It’s rolling news
Zing boom!
And lefties hate Jews
Zing boom!
But I’ll make any excuse
Wow bam!
For falling in gov

The government’s great
There’s nothing to see here
You control, trol, trol, troll, troll the news
When you fall in gov

Laura Kuenssbjörk - "It's Oh So Quiet"

You’re getting way too big for your boots
You better get licking the boot
I’ve been Director of Public Prosecutions
Don’t make me prosecute
Lock up the youth
Man knows that I lock up the youth
Government tries to twist up the truth
Let’s help them twist up the truth

Wanna run a left slate in Liverpool? Do it
I’ll scrap the shortlist, go ahead, do it
Then I’ll be forensic
Bring in Robert Jenrick
To fix your corruption
Irony, screw it
Oh and Hartlepool, say howdy
To Mr Milfy Paul McSaudi
He’s electable, he’ll win soundly
Lol, obviously not, but vote proudly
(What the fuck is that?)
Clown, stand down
I’m gonna get the Tories running your town
If you weren’t already fucked, you’d be fucked now
Unless you want riot cops, bloody back down
Wait, I gypsies, I see travellers
I said fuck that, tell canvassers
I don’t like them, they’re not my ting
They’re a nuisance, like peaceful gatherers
Look here, Starmz is clear
Forde Report’s delayed by maybe ten years
With any luck it suddenly disappears
With everyone who shelved it ending up peers
Don’t care what the Tories just did
I’m not gonna call for them to all quit
But if Sturgeon looks like a threat
Well, then I’m really losing my shit
Like who’s gonna stop me? You? Him?
Did I just see you buy blue slims?
Hand the drugs over right now
I’ll make myself clear: you, nicked
Trots ain’t ready for police state 
Bang ‘em all up with no release date
Broke 10 pledges, but cops’ bones
Those are all in one piece, mate
It’s mad, that’s a narrative ting
Straight narrative ting
A play-to-the-media-gallery ting
Have a phone-in on Ferrari
And a piece in the racism factory ting
Old school flags and family ting
That’s pretty much the whole strategy ting
Them boy there wanna chat about bars
I’ll put you behind them, mate

Starmzy - "Big For Your Boots"

His final recording.

LYRICS:

I was dying when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray
But when I didn’t wake up this morning
Could have sworn it was judgement day

The Abbey bells were tolling
And someone cancelled Masterchef
And Lewis Hamilton was getting dragged
For mourning DMX

‘Cause they say
127,000 covid deaths, yeah that’s fine
So this week we’re gonna party like I died at 99

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Philip - "99"

Boris Johnson's Drowning Pool tribute band.

LYRICS:

Let the bodies pile up high
Let the bodies pile up high
Let the bodies pile up high

Eton, what ho
Get Dyson on the phone

One, herd immunity
Two, herd immunity
Three, herd immunity
Four, herd immunity

One, take it on the chin
Two, take it on the chin
Three, take it on the chin 
Now

Let the bodies pile up high
Let the bodies pile up high
Let the bodies pile up high

Downing Pool - "Let the Bodies Pile Up High"

A song of Labour Pasokification from Sir Keir Starmer's Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band.

LYRICS:

Careerist fluff keeps rising up in my party reorganisation 
They’ll all get cushy corporate gigs after championing privatisation
And if you’ve got these kinds of dreams
It’s Pasokeithication

It’s the end of your input
Of your grassroots participation
Saudi Paul lost Hartlepool
But we’ll try him in another location
Now Mandy’s here to hand me beer
It’s Pasokeithication

Try more flags and crackdowns
And we might just win the ageing 
Columnists urge a final purge 
It’s factional war we’re waging

Youngsters, get your coats on
Hey, where have all our votes gone?

Dream of Pasokeithication
Dream of Pasokeithication

Backing track: YouTube/KaraFun Karaoke https://youtu.be/6TDgsAYz6KY

Red Wall Chili Peppers - "Pasokeithication"

Laurence Fox, Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson present their unofficial England anthem for the European Championships.

LYRICS:

Don't take the knee, don't take the knee
We'll boo you
If you take the knee
Don't take the knee

Everyone seems to know the score
We're calling for race war
'Cause it's not like before
When England used to rule all the waves
Used to trade all the slaves
And the players were all Daves
'Cause I remember...

Three Lions on the shirt
Bananas thrown at Barnesy
Bullying Jason Lee
Before it went all Marxy

So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those Project Fears
Wear you down through the years
But I still see those Rivers of Blood
Mau Maus nipped in the bud
Deportations by Rudd
Theresa dancing

Three Lions on the shirt
Brutal colonisers
F**k off, Marcus Rashford
You terrorist synthesiser

You can stick your Karl Marx
Give me Jeremy Clarx

Three Lions on the shirt
Don't you touch the statues
So much as glare at Churchill
And Tommy's gonna twat you

"Three Lions '21" (Fox/Farage/Robinson)

Guido Fawkes publisher Paul Staines is Nazi Sinatra.

Nazi Sinatra - "These Boots Are Made for Licking"

Boris Johnson breaks his silence on the impending war between the US and Iran while enjoying an extended Christmas holiday in Mustique.

LYRICS:

I was tired of Westminster
Same old thing every week
So I went on vacation
To the private island Mustique
And as I lay there sunning
I got a phone call from Dom
He said, “Trump’s gone and done it
Looks like World War 3 is on”

If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in a fridge
If you like spaffing public money
On a failed Garden Bridge
If you like ‘technology lessons’
And nicking journalists’ phones
Then I’m the prat you elected
And I’m not coming home

I got a couple of emails
Peston and Laura K
Asking if I knew about this
And would I be commenting today?
I said, “Get off my f***ing Huawei!
I can’t be doing with the fuss”
They said, “Okay, right you are, chief!
Best wishes from both of us”

Yes, I like pina coladas
And daubing buses with fibs
I like being all racist
Just to piss off the libs
I’m basically bloody Churchill
The PM, not the dog
But as I’m reclining right now
I’m more like Jacob Rees-Mogg

Backing track: YouTube/debbehossy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J4bttv_LzA

Boris Johnson - "The Piña Colada Song"

I am centrist and left-wing all the way
If I tried to be both things, would you say
I’m a man without conviction
I’m a man you can’t believe
I’m a walking contradiction
Remain and Leave
Remain and Leave

Starmer, Starmer, Starmer
Starmer, Starmer Chameleon
Cities and towns
Hardie and Brown
Winning would be easy with a leader who looks like me
A bit like Blair
With better hair

"Starmer Chameleon"

Mark Francois tries to get Big Ben bonging for Brexit with his Sisqó tribute act.

LYRICS:

It’s downright scandalous
In fact I’d even go further, it’s blasphemous
That we cannot express our thankfulness
By twatting a bell on the 31st

They’ll be rioting in the streets
Like Perfidious Albion on speed
Let me go up there myself and do the deed
Like a Brexity Quasimodo

We’ve got puce-in-the-face pig men
Clamouring to hear Big Ben
I’d rather like to dance a jig then
I think I’ll sing it again

We’ve got puce-in-the-face pig men
Clamouring to hear Big Ben
All night long
Let me hear that bong

I like it when the bell goes
Bing bang bong
Come on make the clock go
Bing bang bong
Only need half a mill or so
Bing bang bong
That bong bong bong bong bong

Mark Francisqó - "Bong Song"

Hillary Clinton's Cypress Hill tribute act.

LYRICS:

Listen up, DNC:
It’s looking rough
We can’t let Bernie win the primary
How can we make the nominee me?
Or Bloomberg or John Kerry?
Rig the convention selections
To kill momentum in time for the General Election
Damn! The gap just widened on Biden
And Liz Warren 
Gotta come out fightin’
Oh! Can someone wake up Joe?
We need a good show for the Bernie Bros
They’re booing my name
It’s got Hillary Clinton going insane

Insane in the Dem brain
(Insane in the brain!)
Insane in the Dem brain
(Insane in the brain!)
Insane in the Dem brain
(Galaxy brain! Got no shame!)
Insane in the Dem brain
(Insane in the brain!)

Do my shit undercover, drone strike like Obama
Oughta take out the whole of Iowa
I’ll take a donation from any nation
Just make it out to the Clinton Foundation
Nobody in Congress likes Bernie S
He’s basically Trump for the left
And you’re all deplorable, frankly
You don’t believe I’m a fan of the Yankees
Or that I was attacked on the tarmac
In Bosnia with Sinbad and a press pack
Get on the galaxy brain thought train!
‘Cause Hillary Clinton’s going insane

Insane in the Dem brain
(Insane in the brain!)
Insane in the Dem brain
(Insane in the brain!)
Insane in the Dem brain
(Galaxy brain! Got no shame!)
Insane in the Dem brain
(Insane in the brain!)

Cypress Hillary - "Insane in the Dem Brain"

Pete Buttigieg fronts the new Run DNC track.

LYRICS:

Got the polling for Iowa caucus axed
Threw a hundred thousand dollars at the Shadow app
Don’t ask me why it went and crashed
But it's like that, and that's the way it is

Shadow’s CEO is a fan of me
And her husband is a strategist on my team
All of them worked for Hillary
But it's like that, and that's the way it is

Mass confusion, no results are in
Comms director tweeting the PIN
Think I’m gonna go ahead and just claim the win
Yeah, it's like that, and that's the way it is

Dems blame Russia every day
That’s the kind of thing I learned from the CIA
No Bernie victory speech thanks to the delay
It’s like that, and that’s the way it is

Backing track: YouTube/EasyKaraoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdUyEPZzXr8

Run DNC - "It's Like That"

Lisa Nandy is the Blue Labour Lou Bega on "Nando No. 5".

LYRICS:

One, two, three, four, five
Now we’re down to three ‘cause Emily’s gone 
And Jess nosedived
Done a video with Danny Boyle
He threw the Queen out of a plane
‘Cause I wanna scrap the Royals
I hit towns that are in decline
And listen to regurgitated Daily Mail headlines
I’m like Margaret, Frank Field, John Mann and Reevesy
A little bit of bigotry to win back those Leave seats
It’s change or die, Labour really gotta learn
Let me hear your legitimate concerns
I’ll nod along to any old rando
Just send for the Nando

A little bit of racism as a treat
A little bit of Brexit to hold my seat
A little bit of free movement for the libs
A little bit of spouting outright fibs
A little bit of pandering to the press
A little bit of Liz and a bit of Jess
A little bit of Scots getting Catalan’d
A little bit of that makes me your Nand

Backing track: YouTube/Stingray Karaoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXMPgD1TmYg

Lisa Nandy - "Nando No. 5"

Bernie Sanders's Barney the Dinosaur tribute act.

LYRICS:

I love unions
They love me
Not so much the DNC
They want Michael Bloomberg, Mayor Pete or Joe
They’ll uphold the status quo

I love unions
They love me
Not so much Team Hillary
If you ask me, they’d take four more years of Trump
They can take a running jump

I love unions
They love me
Less so MSNBC
They don’t like to hear about the CIA
Installing General Pinochet

I love unions
They love Bern
Don’t give Trump a second term
Which’ll happen if it’s Pete or Mini Mike
Don’t ask me, ask Dick Van Dyke

Backing track: YouTube/Best of Karaoke:신승민 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiU3_ic2npA

Bernie the Dinosaur - "I Love Unions"

Amber Rudd's Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band.

LYRICS:

‘Cause you’re black I’m gonna send you to Jamaica
‘Cause you’re black I’m gonna make you be a vagrant
‘Cause you’re black I will deny you medication
All because you didn’t have a little slip of paper

Quietly deleted your legal protection
Because we don’t like your particular complexion
Changed the rules so we could justify ejection
Of black folks and scoop the racists for elections

I’m really sorry that you’re suffering from cancer
But no treatment for you, that’s my final answer
You can read my full statement in Hansard
If you’re dead already then we’ll get a necromancer

Send ‘em away, send ‘em away, send ‘em away now
Send ‘em away, send ‘em away, send ‘em away now
Send ‘em away, send ‘em away, send ‘em away now
Change of rules: if you’re black then you can’t stay now

Backing track: YouTube/KaraFun Karaoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3cVLo08xsA

Rudd Hot Chili Peppers - "Send 'Em Away"

Rishi Sunak's Lionel Richie tribute act says hello.

LYRICS:

I’ve been alone with you inside your mind
And in your dreams I’ve kissed your lips
Three hundred thousand and thirty four
Nine hundred and seventy four thousand times
You see me on the TV pledging more
Hello! Is it me you’re looking for?

You can see it in my hair
You can see it in my smile
I’m all you’ve ever wanted
A Conservative with guile
‘Cause I know just what to say
Doesn’t matter what I do
‘Cause actual substance is meaningless
To you

Backing track: YouTube/Sing King https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uixkkqOQoD0

Lionel Rishi - "Hello"

Dominic Cummings is driving home for COVID-19.

LYRICS:

I’m driving home for COVID
Oh, I can’t wait to just get loaded
Driving home for COVID, yeah
Dance to ABBA, drink some wine

Got this nagging cough
But I will be there
I’ll shake it off
Stop at the Welcome Break
Grab some Benylin
Driving home for COVID

260 miles, but I’ll get there

Top-to-toe in dead cats
Bamboozling you with 5D chess
Soon there’ll be a fuckup, yeah
To distract from the previous mess

Now I’m driving back
To London, but I 
I will return
Return to Durham
Driving with my COVID

Backing track: YouTube/Sing King https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-YxV_7SeY

Dominic Cummings - "Driving Home for COVID"

I can see clearly now the COVID’s gone
I can see all vehicles in my way
Don’t have to crash and wipe my family out
It’s gonna be a bright day out at Barnard Castle

I can see clearly now the COVID’s gone
I can see all articles on my blog
I can now edit them, my hindsight’s back
It’s gonna be a bright day out at Barnard Castle

Backing track: YouTube/EasyKaraoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o59aaEyoe_4

Dominic Cummings - "I Can See Clearly Now (The COVID's Gone)"

Out now on Britian First Records.

LYRICS:

We’re gonna fight ‘em all
Gammon nation army with our Union Jacks
We’re going down Whitehall
All lives matter, obviously, except browns and blacks
And I’m pissing on a statue now
‘Cause I already forgot
Why I’m meant to be here
That’s how fucking pissed I got

And the message coming from my eyes
Says, “You fuckin’ what?”

Don’t wanna hear about it
Every single race has got their very own tale
We like to shout about ours
From the Queen of England to the Daily Mail
And if we catch you being black ‘round here
We’ll swarm on you like orcs
If you don’t show up, we’ll fight the pigs
So it’s pork-on-pork

And the message coming from Britian First
Says, “Heil Churchill!”

The White Gripes - "Gammon Nation Army"

Sir Keir Starmer tightens his grip on the Labour Party and says goodbye to Rebecca Long-Bailey with this debut single from his very own boy band, 4*NSYC.

LYRICS:

It’s time to be forensic
Never mind Robert Jenrick
What’s this IDF shit?
Bailey, come on
You’ve done an antisemitism
Rachel Reeves, she didn’t
Don’t ask me why it’s different
You know full well

No action on the leaked report
Now is not the time
I just want to see you out that door
Bailey, bye bye bye

Don’t wanna hear about the leaks
Let’s focus on these comments from Maxine Peake
You are left wing and that just won’t fly
Bailey, bye bye bye

Don’t wanna hear about POCs
Racism is hierarchical, you see
You like unions and that just won’t fly
Bailey, bye bye bye

Backing track: YouTube/KaraokeOnVEVO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMfcmZ3gw9g

4*NSYC - "Bye Bye Bye" (Keir Starmer boy band)

Boris Johnson's Shaggy tribute act.

LYRICS:

Sent 25,000 patients into care homes with no tests
Didn’t get the PPE, but Hancock got some Galatasaray vests
Wonder if there’s a way I could blame it on the care home chaps
It would take serious brass neck after taking part in all those claps

Bloody hell, it seems I’ve caused a big old genocide
When I wanted to be Churchill, that’s not what I had in mind
I’d be strung up by the ankles if the papers weren’t onside
I’d still lead all the polls if a million of you died

Let the record show I threw a protective ring
Get you all hammered so you don’t recall a thing
Like how I threatened to remove the care homes’ funding
Unless they took the COVID patients under their wing

The one who locked down belatedly
(It wasn’t me)
Refused to learn from Spain and Italy
(It wasn’t me)
The guy who favoured herd immunity
(It wasn’t me)
And picked the science accordingly
(It wasn’t me)
Who didn’t go to COBRA meetings
(It wasn’t me)
And hardly bothered with the briefings
(It wasn’t me)
The one who went around greeting
(It wasn’t me)
People hospitals were treating
(It wasn’t me)

Sent 25,000 patients into care homes with no tests
It was either that or show the world how bare we’d left the NHS
I’m not saying my own case of COVID-19 was overblown
But I spent the weekend in bed watching all of Home Alone

Backing track: YouTube/PARTY TYME KARAOKE CHANNEL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqDlf9HIG90

Shagger - "It Wasn't Me"

"Three Lions" but all the lyrics are "these days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail".

Three Lions (Arrested and Thrown in Jail remix)

Farage Garage

He's a Keir Starmer. Forensic Keir Starmer.

LYRICS:

I'm a Keir Starmer, forensic Keir Starmer
I'm the Keir addicted, Labour moderated
Public prosecutor, banged up every looter
'Legitimate concerns' - even Clarkson's turned!
I'm a Keir Starmer, forensic Keir Starmer

Mad forensic haircut, pin-up for the Blair nuts
20-minute courses, Labour Friends of Forces
Unconscious Bias Keir, wreck the biosphere
I'm a Keir Starmer, forensic Keir Starmer

Courteous opponent, BLM's a moment
Government agreer - 5D chess from Keir
Wreckers compensator, teachers' union hater
Should be 20 points clear, yes this disappoints Keir
I'm a Keir Starmer, forensic Keir Starmer
And you're a Keir Starmer, forensic Keir Starmer

Keir Starmer Firestarter

Nigel Farage sings "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay".

LYRICS:

Sitting in the morning sun
I’ll be sitting when the evening comes
Watching for migrant boats
‘Cause good old Blighty really needs some scapegoats

I’m sitting on the dock of the bay
Like guard frog for the UK
I’m sitting on the dock of the bay
Wasting everyone’s time

I hit up my BBC contacts
Got them on the sea in pursuit
I dog-whistle-challenged the Home Sec
Now she’s building gun towers on the route

I’m just sitting on the dock of the bay
Making you look the other way
I’m sitting on the dock of the bay
Wasting everyone’s time

As long as I keep sitting tight
The country will keep drifting further right
The press just do whatever I tell them to do
So I guess I’ll remain the same

Sitting here with a cigar
Got a harpoon in the boot of my car
Really don’t care if we bombed ‘em
It’s their own fault for being so foreign

Backing track: YouTube/KtvEntertainment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwDh4aJvQGU

Nigel Farage - "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

Sir Keir Starmer's Stormzy tribute act.

LYRICS:

I whip to abstain, I’m a bossy cop
I’ll give you 12 months for looting Body Shop
For spy cops, I’ll be right there at the lobby top
As far as I’m concerned they should be using bloody Novichock
Look
I whip to abstain, I’m a bossy cop
I’ll give you 12 months for looting Body Shop
Should be 20 points ahead against this shoddy lot
Frankly though I’ll settle just for seeing all you stroppy trots

I didn’t mean a word, let’s be honest
Basically reneged on every promise
My target audience is Lord Adonis
Cash for access to boost profits
Been around the block, I’m not a novice
Inspected any number of your wallets 
Now is not the time to just demolish
Let’s help the government and help Boris

Pass the bill, licensing to kill
Another Orgreave, making trouble at t’mill
Agents of the state can infiltrate you at will
So beware of secret agents saying “Netflix and chill?”

They’ll be coming through your door like Jack Torrance
Unconstrained by any kind of warrants
Historically no kind of tolerance
For justice for Hillsborough or even Stephen Lawrence

Target number one, social movements
Climate activists and trade unions
Anything remotely pro-humans
You’re officially classified  as a nuisance

Sound the bugle on the hunt
Forensic drone strike if you spark up a blunt
Jess Phillips grinning like a cunt
Now it’s legal to stab Jeremy Corbyn in the front

Backing track: YouTube/CoverMe Karaoke https://youtu.be/Xq-uK48zQFw

Starmzy - "Bossy Cop"

Whaff! - "Last Christmas"

Prince Andrew's Talking Heads tribute act, (Not) Talking (to the ) Feds.

Prince Andrew - "Nonce in a Lifetime"

Julia Hartley-Brewer's Ja Rule tribute act.

LYRICS:

Your mask, your compliance
I hate it when you try and not die
Your facts, your science
I hate it when you try and survive
Your SAGE, your closures
I hate it when you stay alive
Your plague of locusts
I hate it when you try and not die

I’ve got a fetish for killing you with denial
On the radio every day, so homicidal
Enjoy your lockdown, I’ll take a yacht cruise
While patiently waiting to take a seat at British Fox News
Between me and you, you’re in ICU
And I’m flying abroad in my private G-2
Ain’t just trying to kill you, I’ll kill your whole family too
Keel over from listening to Julia Hartley Brewer
Bring you the freshest misinformation
Couldn’t give a shit, just keep calling the station
Don’t matter if I killed off a third of my listeners
By telling them to all get together for Christmas
I’m getting new gigs while you’re down with the sickness
‘Cause Murdoch and Andrew Neil think I’m the business
Me and Ferrari, King and Queen of the Gammon
Boris Johnson’s sister’s a liberal by comparison

Ja Rulia Hartley-Brewer - "Propagandise"

Coming out of the SAGE
Think I’ve been doing just fine
They said, “You’ve gotta lock down”
I said, “Give it a few weeks”
Started out with the press
Clearing up after my mess
Now even with all the deaths
They say I’m doing my best
Now I’m falling asleep
For my afternoon nap
Done all my work for the day
12 billion pounds for an app
Beats entrusting it to
Public health expertise
‘Cause that would be communism
And now I’m filling up care homes
With untested caseloads
Let them go
And I just won’t act, it’s killing you
And taking control

Economy
Dictates herd immunity
As per ideology
Bollocks to biology
And that’s just the price you pay
Cheeky Nando’s on the way
Open schools up nationwide
‘Cause I’m Mr Genocide

Backing track: YouTube/CC Karaoke https://youtu.be/IERLeQl6R48

The Actual Killers - "Mr. Genocide"

An all-pork supergroup.

LYRICS:

You want to teach what actually happened?!?
Should just be “Churchill rocks” and Saint George slaying dragons
Get Kipling’s “If…” tattooed on your face
Make every single lecture ‘Rod Liddle on Race’
Purely in the interests on free speech
Here’s a list of things you can’t teach
You’re always doing Britain down
We’ll round you all up and we’ll drive you right out of town

So woke me up before you go go
I pledge allegiance to the Queen and Bojo
Woke me up before you go go
Mr Potato Head should be a guy
Woke me up before you go go
The only Africa I like is by Toto
Woke me up before you go go
Not interested in the facts
The only Royal I hate is black

Ham! - "Woke Me Up Before You Go-Go"

The Queen's Queen tribute band.

LYRICS:

Meghan you’re a bitch, you’re a bad snitch
Heard you bully staff
Oops, I just told the Telegraph
You’ve got jewels on your ears
I’m gonna tell Piers
And the sweaty one on Talk Radio
Cheers

Singing one will, one will rock you
One will, one will rock you

Harry, you’re a dumb boy
Silly boy
Your wife is a dud
She could never be Royal blood
If you know what I mean
Winky-faced Queen
Frankly I’d rather you were friends with Epstein

One will, one will rock you
One will, one will rock you

Harry you have married badly
Philip’s keeled over
Look what you’ve bloody done!
She’s got jewels on her face
A Saudi embrace
MBS told me when he came to my place

One will, one will rock you
One will, one will rock you

The Queen - "One Will Rock You"

"Four lads who shook the Department of Work and Pensions" - it's a phrase that trips off the tongue, testament indeed to the profound impact that The Iain Duncan Smiths have had on not just popular music history but also welfare reform.

Tales of the simmering tensions between between front duo Iain 'Psycho' Duncan Smith and Iain 'Laughing Boy' Duncan Smith are legendary, but one mustn't overlook the contributions of Iain "The Quiet One" Duncan Smith and Iain "The Other Quiet One" Duncan Smith.

Truly there has never been another band like them*. Ladies and gentlemen, please lower your caps for The Iain Duncan Smiths.

(*except The Smiths)

The Iain Duncan Smiths

Popular tracks